Godiva chocolates
A crate of Lelo toys
A new diamond tennis bracelet
Sunscreen
A life raft full of football players!!!
1: Two hot hetro guys who have been lost at sea with plenty of food and water, but no sex, for weeks. (These two come as a pair and count as one item.)
2: A crate of edible body oils in various flavors.
3: A Storms of Pleasure Deluxe Delightware system.
4: A Dune buggy with a full tank and ten five gallon cans of gas.
5: A chocolate fountain.
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Damn! I can't have a big screen HDTV? That hurts...it's March Madness, ie. The Big Dance, I'd miss the Sweet Sixteen, Final, 8, the Final Four, the National Championship of College Basketball.
Okay....
1. A solar powered refrigerator filled with ice cold beer.
2. A frisbee & frisbee dog.
3. A surf board.
4. Lots of steaks to grill.
5. My wife naked with no clothes whatsoever...except for maybe a few color combinations of garter - thigh stockings sets!
Oh can I add something to wash the sand out of our butt cracks? Having sex on the beach does have its draw backs, I know from experience. I guess we could use the ocean.
1. A woman that shares a mutual attraction with me.
2. Toothbrushes and mint toothpaste.
3. Loads of SPF 100 sunscreen(I burn easily).
4. Razors and shaving cream.
5. A pot for heating water over a fire(some nice warm water would be good for shaving my face and her legs and anything else she would like to keep bare).
Are we counting people (not necessarily specific people, but people)?
If so:
A couple of woman companions, and a male companion, all bisexual preferably
Sunscreen
Condoms
Alcohol (specifically Mike's Hard, Smirnoff cocktails, good wine, etc.)
A couple decks of cards
If not:
Alcohol (see above)
Sunscreen
Books
Pens & paper (Hey, a guy's gotta write!)
A deck of cards.
A case of rum.
A case of coke.
A few glasses in case I break any.
A waterproof sleeping bag I don't want it soaked when it washes up and also in case it rains.
And a guitar to ease any boredoom.
1: tanning oil
2: sunglasses
3: shaving kit ( don't want unwanted hair growth spoiling the tan )
4: big blanket ( to lay on in the day and wrap up in overnight )
5: my kindle ( fully charged and in a waterproof box if you please )
A dozen pens.
A pad of paper.
A dictionary (a proper good one, too).
About a barrel load of Factor 80 sun cream.
Irn Bru.
Hmm, let's see five items on a deserted island...
1. A battery powered dildo (with a few extra supplies of batteries)
2. A large supply of candles and matches.
3. Alcoholic beverages.
4. Finding a pair of handcuffs on the sand.
5. Meeting the man who is the owner of the handcuffs. A 44 year old Chinese law enforcement officer who is power hungry and takes complete control of me in all ways sexual.
(Please don't rescue me!)
1) A horny Emma Stone
2) A refrigerator full of beer
3) Anal lube
4) A grill
5) My Dog
1. A camera to later post my suffering on
2. Coca cola made in Mexico
3. Magic wand
4. iPod
5. Salt water taffy
A laptop with stored movies, solar energy charger, very realistic blowup doll, jar of peanut butter, body lotion.
The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, by Edward Gibbon.
A sketchpad with a pencil
Massage oil
Sun screen
A good pillow.
