Embarassing text messages or email

19 Oct 2013

Post an embarassing text message or email you have sent to the wrong recipient(s).

I sent a text to my sweetheart saying 'I think of you every time I hear this song' with a link to Taylor Swift's Love Story.

It accidentally went to one of my flight instructors who responded, "I am flattered, but I don't swing that way."

Embarassed

19 Oct 2013

I sent a picture meant for my handsome hubby, but instead it went to the last 5 people in my text history. Needless to say 3 of them were family, the other 2 were friends.
Their response was: "put some clothes on"

19 Oct 2013

Too funny. smile

Once a friend texted me, Mom I forgot my deo. LOL

19 Oct 2013

I was once sent a random picture of an excited man. My phone did'nt recognise the number, nor did I.

In my normal soft way I felt sorry for him, he'd be waiting for ages for the reply that would never come. Dissapointed by the silence or worse thinking he'd offended the expected recipient.

Was this the first time he'd done this? Was this the result of their first sexual encounter together? The number entered wrongly into his phone, this could be the end of something special.

I replied "Nice cock, wrong number" just to let him know and ease his worry.

Then I got scared, was this was some pervert just picking numbers at random and getting his kicks? And now he has My number.

For days I fretted, perhaps I should change my Sim.

It's not easy being me!

19 Oct 2013

Or the time I was applying for a position with the Port of Portland and was expecting my lover to fly in for a visit. I mistakenly sent an email to the HR director saying something like:

"Okay, sweetheart, I have a nice hotel for us. I want to make it a special night for a special lady"

I did not get the position, but did have a special night with my sweetheart.

When will I learn?

dontknow

26 Oct 2013

I texted "keep it hard, warm and juicy" to my mother. She texted back "an apple left out in the sun?".