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What do you tell your mom when she asks what kind of chair this is?






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It's an abstract moose!
It's an abstract moose!
Wow i want it!!
looks more like a dinosaur then a moose to me... smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Reindeer I think. Santa would enjoy getting behind a few of those.
Chair? Hmmpft!

Look closely.

It's actually a 'sit down catapult' or sling-shot for my north American friends. See the foot rests? Okay, so it's missing the 'elestic band', but imagine the length you could get with that baby!!!

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
I think I'll give one to my beat friend. Just hear what he says and to see the look on his face.