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Ever wondered what porn they watch at the Vatican? Wonder no more!!! :)

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Stumbled across a very interesting article today (link below)

It has come to light that some priests and cardinals over in Vatican City are having the time of their lives at the moment, but not ministering to the sick and needy, nope.
Downloading some quite eye-watering media!

Quote by TorrentFreak.com
...But just when the whole exercise was beginning to fall a bit flat, we spotted some downloads to get pulses racing. It seems that while Vatican dwellers aren’t all that interested in Hollywood movies, they do enjoy adult related celluloid.

In the interests of science we researched each of the titles (including the curiously named RS77_Episode 01) and discovered that downloaders in the Vatican have one or two unusual ‘niche’ interests. We won’t link to our discoveries here, but feel free to do your own ‘research’ using the titles shown above. There isn’t a commandment that covers these films directly, but some might argue there should be.




Now, being 'helpful Lizzy' I of course had to find out for you fine folk of Lush what some of this debauchery actually was.
Let's see now, we have some kinky lesbian fun (I'm all for that), some teenage BDSM slave workshops, hardcore Russian slave punishment...

-- No.14 translates to: BDSM slave punishment in the dark basement workshop fetter teen games.avi
-- The so called 'RS77_Episode 01' mentioned in the article is actually: Russian Slaves 77 Episode 01

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Your thoughts?

Kinky. Good on 'em.
Did you really believe they were celebate? I'm happy it's porn and not ... i won't say, but I know what the christian brothers get up to where I grew up.
Naughty naughty, lol! But I would question whether or not they were even human if they were celibate AND didn't have an occasional wank!
Makes me wonder, if all the do-gooding priests that served in orphanages had access to internet porn decades ago, would it have saved many of the victims of "child abuse" that have come to light in recent years?
Quote by crazydiamond
Did you really believe they were celebate? I'm happy it's porn and not ... i won't say, but I know what the christian brothers get up to where I grew up.


Nah, course not.
The local priest where I live has just emigrated all of a sudden. Shot off to Australia with his family.
Just found out recently, through the grapevine, that it was because he had been having an affair with the wife of a parishioner. Her husband found out about it because she left her email open on her laptop.
Secret rendezvous in hotels, nude pictures - all sorts!
What makes it worse, they're only a young couple, 18 month old kid and he married them!
The husband gave him an ultimatum - pack up and leave the country or...

Quote by Liz
Nah, course not.
The local priest where I live has just emigrated all of a sudden. Shot off to Australia with his family.
Just found out recently, through the grapevine, that it was because he had been having an affair with the wife of a parishioner. Her husband found out about it because she left her email open on her laptop.
Secret rendezvous in hotels, nude pictures - all sorts!
What makes it worse, they're only a young couple, 18 month old kid and he married them!
The husband gave him an ultimatum - pack up and leave the country or...


That's some high-quality Eastenders shit right there!
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That's some high-quality Eastenders shit right there!


Eastenders=High quality?

Excuse me Sir that equation does not equate.
Quote by crazydiamond


Eastenders=High quality?

Excuse me Sir that equation does not equate.


I agree with CD, sorry Rain Man ;)
"DOES NOT COMPUTE!"

I MEANT... that would be a high-quality story line for Eastenders, not that Eastenders is a high-quality show.

Jeez. And do you call me Rain Man because I do maths or because you think I'm autistic?
Quote by clum
I MEANT... that would be a high-quality story line for Eastenders, not that Eastenders is a high-quality show.

Jeez. And do you call me Rain Man because I do maths or because you think I'm autistic?




Just imagine you shuffling about in a beige jacket
Purely as a sign of affection Mr. C
I could change it if you want?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its Algebra Man!

Not quite what St Paul had in mind when he wrote his letters to the Corinthians.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
I get regular calls from the catholic clergy who want to be dominated by me.
I find pornography vile and loathsome. Doesn't anybody read, anymore?
Quote by Liz
Just imagine you shuffling about in a beige jacket
Purely as a sign of affection Mr. C
I could change it if you want?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its Algebra Man!


I kind of like it. smile

You know what I don't like? Algebra. Fucking hate it.
Quote by clum


I kind of like it. smile

You know what I don't like? Algebra. Fucking hate it.


i knew i liked you for a reason, and that's IT! I fucking hate algebra too!