I was talking to a friend who is a doctor at an a and e and he was telling me some stories about people ending up in a and e after accidents during sex. I can say it has happened to me (broken nose, dislocated shoulder, two broken ribs). Has it happened to any of you?
Not personally, but I've heard some great stories from a Nurse friend of mine who works at an A & E too. She works in an area of Sydney which has a rather large Gay community.
Coke anyone?
Here's an urban myth:
A guy came into hospital with a carrot up his bum. After a rather embarrassing "accident" story, the guy was led to a room for extraction. Much to his horror, he was surrounded by student nurses who were observing the procedure. After the carrot was removed, one of the nurses chirped out, "what I don't understand is how it went through his digestive system without being broken down."
Not me but i worked on a ambulance and have seen the effects of it.
OMG nic that's one of the classics.
Thankfully, no, I've managed to stay out of hospital.
Not to me, but I worked security at a hospital and we had a guy come in with a fish up his butthole,
and not by his choice. Got caught fishing on the wrong side of a lake/Res.
Bat
But a carrot or was that butt carrot. LOL
Thank god for for no one knowing me IRL.
I was with this girl who was going down on me. At first it felt great. Then I just thought she was playfully nipping at me. Then by the time I realized she wasn't playing I was already bleeding. She had her muscles in her jaw lock up and it took me dragging her to the kitchen to find a screw driver to pry her mouth from me. I wrapped myself with a towel and drove straight to the emergency room. By the time I got there blood had soaked through my jeans but I still had to sit in triage and explain what had happened. I was finally taken back into a secured room and it wasn't until the police got done questioning me about a possible that I was given treatment. Luckily it wasn't as bad as I had feared for the loss of blood. 8 stitches closed me up and of course every doctor nurse, orderly, cafeteria worker, and janitor had to come by the room to check while I was being stitched. She was in another room by the time they had me done. Apparently I had knocked out one of her teeth in an effort to free myself. Needless to say I am now more careful about what activities I allow partners to perform. I have always checked for std tests, little did I know I should have gotten a full medical history in case a muscle disease ran in the family.
It might this weekend.
Bat
5 days 4 nights , away from kids. No snow, warm weather and a sunny California beach.
Rope and toys and what every we can find to do.
Yes Fystee, I hope a great 20th weekend.
Bat
The sex didn't ...but the Peanut butter did ...
Congrats, Bat! That sounds like a great time, in some much needed warm weather.
You two crack me up...LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Marry a Canadian, I think their health care it totally free. According to Mike Moore anyway.
Ali has wants to be Jennifer Lopez.
