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Heaven and Hell

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So, you're going to Hell. Or Heaven. Whatever. Even if you don't believe they exist. It's a Thing, okay?

You get to choose ONE item. You aren't allowed a "Get out free" card, or genies, or luck dragons or any of that crap. You're going to Heaven, and you're going to Hell. You can take one thing with you (no people or pets). What is it?

For Heaven, I'd take my daisy hairclips, because they're pretty. I'd wear them whilst eating gingerbread men. Nom nom nom!

For Hell, I'd take my glittery hairclips, because the daisies would wilt, and I love shiny, and all the fires of Hell would make them look so cool! Plus, it would probably burn off all my hair anyway, so I'd be sat round looking at them a lot.

What would you take?



EDIT: Could be stuff like a scythe for Hell, so you can nick Death's job, or angel cake for Heaven to tempt the sexy angels with.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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Heaven - Awesome armour so I'd look like the most badass warrior angel of all time(check the Diablo III vids)

Hell - A job application to be a Grim Reaper.
Hell - A job application to be a Grim Reaper.

LOL....ooooh total bad ass there!;) would so do the same!!!

as for heaven.....hmmmm cell phone so i could call people and freak the shit out of them!lol
heaven- spool of fishing line to set up mid air traps.

hell- swimsuit
Heaven - Pictures of my kids so I can show my mom her granddaughters since I know my mom is most definitely in heaven!!

Hell - My sex toys because I know I will be finding many of my friends there!!