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Derby here!! 
"I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing." - Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Women
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LMAO Chrscllngs. That was great!! Thank-you!
Always happy to help, just imagine you're a farmer, with a piece of long grass hanging out of your mouth, and just to clarify who the worzels are http://www.thewurzels.com/picalbum/bandinstruments.gif with their great songs like, I've got a brand new combine harvester - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc and I am a cider drinker - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zwwqEm5YhQ, pure genius!!!
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You missed one chrscllngs, "ooooohhhhhhhh aaarrrrr." I`ll let you do the translation!!!!!!!!!!! Ithink it would be in this context though.
ooooooohhhhhhhhhh aaaaaarrrrr bet their is plenty of land you`d like to get your hands on on lush
And I would gess you are a pleasent fucker, oooohhh aaaarrrr
ooooooohhhhhhhhhh aaaaaarrrrr bet their is plenty of land you`d like to get your hands on on lush
And I would gess you are a pleasent fucker, oooohhh aaaarrrr
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You missed one chrscllngs, "ooooohhhhhhhh aaarrrrr." I`ll let you do the translation!!!!!!!!!!! Ithink it would be in this context though.
ooooooohhhhhhhhhh aaaaaarrrrr bet their is plenty of land you`d like to get your hands on on lush
And I would gess you are a pleasent fucker, oooohhh aaaarrrr
ooh ar ooh ar, tis mity smeechy ure bay!
oh yes, oh yes, it is a little bit misty here today mate!
and you leave my pheasants alone! they can quite happily pluck emselves!
haha
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oooohhh aaarrr they dont have a hope in hell on lush, mate
I know mate, but to be fair, not many understand Devonian or Cornish! even my wife, from Wigan, takes the piss constantly with my long vowels! 'I have' is the one she picks up on all the bloody time - oi aaaaav!
hello all from UK again
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Thanks very much, you on my wifes side now then, I'll have to come and get you on my traker! as my orse is zik
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I'm a Broad from Norfolk (maybe you need to be a Brit to get the pun sorreeeee groaaaaan - or ask Nicola)
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I'm a Broad from Norfolk (maybe you need to be a Brit to get the pun sorreeeee groaaaaan - or ask Nicola)
You certainly win the "groan of the weekend" award for that one
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I'm also from Devon, but I don't talk like this.
"Thanks very much, you on my wifes side now then, I'll have to come and get you on my traker! as my orse is zik beat_deadhorse"
Al'right my ansome.
I obviously talk like this every day! Proper job!
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Lancashire here :-)
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I remember going into a newsagents for a paper soon after I moved to Devon and the lady assistant called me 'lover'.
I was quite surprised as I had only just met her.
Sorry I digress.
I always remember the guy who used to work in the corner shop by us, always used to call me 'cock', 'ow be acking cock'
Still makes me laugh now