What were your missed opportunities? You knew that getting laid was a sure thing, but for whatever reason, you passed or fucked it up.
30 years ago, after reporting to a brand new job, I met a coworker who was a smoldering hot Latina, and after walking her home one afternoon, she proceeded to get almost completely naked then got into bed, stating to me “ as you can see, I’m not shy.” I should have stripped naked and jumped into bed with her and fucked her that afternoon, but I didn’t and never did and even though we went on a couple of very innocent dates usually to the movies and dinner. I never touched her otherwise. I still can’t figure out why