Most annoying excuse an ex has made just to make contact with you.
Eg. "Oh, I just remembered, I have your lamps, did you want me to drop them off tomorrow?.."
Those lamps cost me 8 crappy dollars. 8.
Give me a good laugh, I'm in need of one!
"I'm sorry I broke your Dreamcast, I bought you another one."
Naw, get tae fuck, bint! You broke my beloved Dreamcast, you do not get a second chance after that. Especially seeing as you did it on purpose. Cunt.
"do you know so-and-so's number?" it's called 411 dip shit.
can i come by and pick up my ashtray it has "sentimentle" value.
oh i didn't know you worked here, can you help me find this
