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I was just watching a comedy show, and the comedian was talking about guys naming their dicks. I was curious if females names theirs too. Also anyone if you have a name for your genitalia or know someone who does, share if you want.
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I was just watching a comedy show, and the comedian was talking about guys naming their dicks. I was curious if females names theirs too.


Yeah, girls... do you name your dicks too?
Girls have dicks??? Im so confused!

*looks under skirt nervously...

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Girls have dicks??? Im so confused!

*looks under skirt nervously...



This might be a good time to call 911 for a sex ed. teacher.

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Never have but LOL @ ppl that do and the names they come up with. Male or female,
Had a friend that called his Snuffleluffagus. *GG will never spell that right* From Seasame Street he said.
ohhh ha ha i'm not going into why men sometimes call women's clit's dicks. i know that a man would not be happy if they where that smal ha ha. i did hear a good name a while ago and this woman called her's a Rose.
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This might be a good time to call 911 for a sex ed. teacher.

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Its okay... nothing scary happened... alls well in kitten ville
Mine have a name. I wont tell y'all though. But it's a mans name... I had to have a name once my boyfriend named his "Lisa."
We used to have lots of insider jokes about it all the time.
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Mine have a name. I wont tell y'all though. But it's a mans name... I had to have a name once my boyfriend named his "Lisa."
We used to have lots of insider jokes about it all the time.


If his was Lisa, I immediately thought Bart because of the Simpsons. Is it Bart?

Of course, then I thought of Bleeding Gums Murphy, and got kinda grossed out.
Of course girls have dicks - they're called ex-boyfriends or ex-husbands.
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Of course girls have dicks - they're called ex-boyfriends or ex-husbands.


Hahaha comeback of the year! I should write this down... Very Very good!
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Of course girls have dicks - they're called ex-boyfriends or ex-husbands.
Ok then Ali my dear I guess my exgirlfreinds were cunts then
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Mine have a name. I wont tell y'all though. But it's a mans name... I had to have a name once my boyfriend named his "Lisa."
We used to have lots of insider jokes about it all the time.


If his was Lisa, I immediately thought Bart because of the Simpsons. Is it Bart?

Of course, then I thought of Bleeding Gums Murphy, and got kinda grossed out.


It doesn't even get close to Lisa.
I call mine "One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins".

Just kidding.
mine has been involuntarily named. I once put a temp tattoo of marvin the martian on my guy, and so my ex girlfriend coined it. Marvin. Three girlfriends after that have fondly referred to the big guy as marvin.
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Of course girls have dicks - they're called ex-boyfriends or ex-husbands.


Ha ha Good one Ms ALi!
Back in the '70's, a drunk checked-in at a city rehab center. According to the semi-retired old doc who did all the intake physicals, on his shaft was the tattoo: : LOVE LIFTED ME.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Of course girls have dicks - they're called ex-boyfriends or ex-husbands.
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Of course girls have dicks - they're called ex-boyfriends or ex-husbands.


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