If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats..
Lyden B. Johnson was a sex rebel
All geniuses suffer mental illness
Disturbing random factoids:
The necrophilic acts of:
-performing oral sex on a pregnant corpse is called "munging".
-penetrating a corpse's skull with a penis is called "shikking".
... You are now haunted by these images, just as I was when a friend told me.
"Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon." -E.L. Doctorow

Low man on a totem pole is the one in the top spot. Carries the weight of the tribe.
I'm back after months of being away.
The Dragonfly is the only insect that can't walk.............bet you really don't care, do you?
Shark teeth always grows back , no matter how many times they break off , there is always a new one in the stock for the life time
Swan only have on partner for their life time . If one parter dies , the other one will live alone for the rest of their life or might even die in sadness .
Dragonflies eats and trim their own tails , so that they won't grow too big which will later affect their flight
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
In the 2003-2004 season Arsenal FC became the first team to win the top tier league unbeaten(Played 38, lost 0) since Preston North End won it in the samme manner in the 1889-89 season(played 22 lost 0). There were more Frenchmen than English in the best starting XI
All polar bears are lefties!
Elvis Presley possibly the most famous man on the planet was managed by an illegal immigrant which is why he never toured outside the US (and would have made millions).
Half of a byte (or octet) is a nybble
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Sharks are immune to all diseases
Sperm is good for the skin
The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that you have to walk around with sperm on your face.
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
This may have already been posted...but...
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer rate of around 1,587GB in about 3 seconds...and you thought 4G was fast!
I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!
Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
Polar bear is black in color and its fur is "Clear" , meaning no color
Too much thick fur , that is why he looks white
If the mic of ur headphone is not working , well there is a way to still speak . Plug the Speaker jack of the headphone into the mic jack . Speak into the speaker of the headphone.
And this works ^^