Recent studies have revealed that it is in fact unsafe to dance the safety dance. Please avoid looking at your hands, as it may be hazardous to your health. If you do take the chance, please seek immediate medical attention. You are asked to report anyone dressed in conspicuous renaissance garb and accompanied by a midget to local authorities. Beware: Do not leave your friends behind as the may advise you to do, regardless of their dancing abilities. Instead, you are strongly encouraged to use the buddy system if you encounter any suspicious Men Without Hats.
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