That was funny as hell. Dad is a smart man.
"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fucking food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat."
Shit those were funny as hell have to love old people
Oh damn, that Nazi quip is priceless. I almost shot Cherry Coke out my nose.
My dad said to me once, when I mentioned that I cry everytime I hear a sad song on the radio after i had split up from a boyfriend and he said; "Well, stop bloody listening to sad songs then!"
Make me laugh my head off when remember that line ha ha lol.
I love this!!!!! Hilarious!!
"Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."
LOL
Sometimes life can really be that simple.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
It's funny, I am actually following that guy. Very entertaining.
I can't believe how many people on there, are there just to spam you. I've unfollowed probably 30% of people so far.
I'm 29 and my dad is one of my favorite men in the whole world. I don't know what I'd do without him.
"I don't rant....I express myself vigorously." "I'm the shizz." "Don't be hatin'" "Of course I tell myself I'm awesome!! If I don't, who will?!"
Fucking amazing man!!
