One year in college I was kind of a cross between Alice Cooper and Gene Simmons, long hair(a wig), make up, platform shoes, tight jeans and a red shirt, a girl was chatting me up most of the night. I saw her the next day went over to talk to her, introduced myself and she totally blew me off, who says the clothes don't make the man!?
maybe you should go with the costume the other 364 days of the year?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Went as a cowboy this year, a couple of women said they liked my chaps.
Football player. I didn't get off of work until really late and had only a few minutes to put together a costume with what I had in my closet. Most people asked 'who' I was supposed to be instead of just accepting the obvious.
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
i was a kitty. i know, unimaginative, but i just wanted to be one. 
My wife was Zorro. 
