"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Mommy can I have a kiss goodnight
so, as i strolled through the bridal shop today...
My fav ... You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
let's go to bed and screw each other's brains out
My parole officer is out back
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
"Wanna a ride in a Prius?"
Don't believe everything that you read.
i have multiple personalities and there's no telling who'll be joining us tonight.
Let's finish this I have another date after
I'm not on the pill ya know........
After this date I'm going into a mental ward.
For awhile there i was starting to think noone was gonna go on a date with me .
I only date men with a nine inch cock. Do you have one?
Whats with the nose? Concorde is no more or do you tell lots of fibs?
Didnt you have time to change and do make-up and brush your hair?
I really like to run down the street naked while playing my harmonica.
giggles..
xo
I'm having the steak. Are those your teeth, can you?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney Do you want to come home to my place. I can show you my axe collection.
Excuse me, I have to go replace my incontinence pad.
I probably shouldn't be dating you know. I haven't finished the antibiotics course yet, but you're just too hot to resist. Still, a condom will always contain the discharge.
Me and my ex split because she thought I was too possessive. It's very sad, she died soon after, ended up having a mysterious accident.
Do you mind if I keep my rifle under the table.. I don't leave without it.
xo
"It's not what it looks like..."
xx SF
OMG...You have the worst breath. Has somebody ever told you that?
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
I don't go out much. In fact this is my first day out of my house in five years.
