What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?

17 Apr 2013

Quote by sprite
the lack of 3-D.

I would have to agree with Sprite on this....not so much a "pet peeve"....but this could go into the Lush wish list or things we'd like to see on Lush. Take note, Gav!!!

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown

17 Apr 2013

Still NUMBER ONE; I dislike PMing some one, taking the time to hunt & peck out a message. pressing send.. only to find(READ)THIS MEMBER ONLY RECEIVES MESSAGES FROM FRIENDS---Fine that's their choice.But why not indicate it when first keying on the send a PM?

Number two; The usage of female forms, faces or cleavage (by men )for their AVATAR.

17 Apr 2013

Quote by Shylass
I wish people would write their thread titles properly, with correct spellings and capitals, and stuff. I don't mind so much about the first post, but get the fizzin' title correct!

I agree with Shyless. And, another one of mine is authors who list words/topics in "Tags:" in their stories and there is NOTHING in the story related to the tag. It seems like they're just trying to get their readership up'd for their stories. My 2 cents

17 Apr 2013

Narcissism.

17 Apr 2013

Quote by LOVES4PLAY
Still NUMBER ONE; I dislike PMing some one, taking the time to hunt & peck out a message. pressing send.. only to find(READ)THIS MEMBER ONLY RECEIVES MESSAGES FROM FRIENDS---Fine that's their choice.But why not indicate it when first keying on the send a PM?

Number two; The usage of female forms, faces or cleavage for their AVATAR.

This annoys me, too. tongue6

Numerous times I've typed out thank you messages to people for reading my stories and gotten the same thing. *sigh* I've then been forced to send the message telepathically. Hope they got it.

Honestly, receiving crazy-ass messages from whackjobs is one of my favorite things about having a Lush account. I would never turn that off. How else would I know who I want to be friends with? evil4

17 Apr 2013

stories and their popularity.

17 Apr 2013

Quote by principessa
Narcissism.

Really, does my bum look big in these? bootyshake

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

17 Apr 2013

I guess my Pet Peeve would have to be stories that are so far fetched as to be unbelievable. I may be old but I am not totally ugly and never has a beautiful, drop dead sexy woman walked up to me and said "Wanna fuck?" In real life that doesn't happen, at least not to me. Write about reality! Also, learn the difference between then and than.

17 Apr 2013

Quote by Frank

Really, does my bum look big in these?

Smartass.

17 Apr 2013

Boy did I ever screw up previous post should read like this one.. I'm not good at DBL. tasking,

Still NUMBER ONE; I dislike PMing some one, taking the time to hunt & peck out a message. pressing send.. only to find Read THIS MEMBER ONLY RECEIVES MESSAGES FROM FRIENDS---Fine that's their choice.But why not indicate it when first keying on the send a PM?

Number two; The usage of female forms, faces or cleavage, BY MEN for their AVATAR.

number three; not being able to; recover, remove,or correct ones comments after they have been posted.. ( should take my own advice, PROOF READ IT First ) (-;

17 Apr 2013

Quote by LOVES4PLAY

number three; not being able to; recover, remove,or correct ones comments after they have been posted.. ( should take my own advice, PROOF READ IT First ) (-;

You cannot remove your posts but you can go back and edit. The button is on the upper right of your post.

17 Apr 2013

1. When men get fussy because I don't want to engage in sexy chat and they ask, "Then why are you here?"

2. I guess when people ask in general why I'm here on lush, that annoys me because what's it matter? I'm here aren't I? Read my
profile already.

3. When people incorrectly assume that just because I have an interest in sex, and that I'm on a site like this...that I want to
have sex with them.

4. When people ask a thousand questions, I understand getting to know someone, but really...

5. Ok, last one, when people's first question is, "So what do you look like?"

17 Apr 2013

Quote by SweetElle
1. When men get fussy because I don't want to engage in sexy chat and they ask, "Then why are you here?"

2. I guess when people ask in general why I'm here on lush, that annoys me because what's it matter? I'm here aren't I? Read my
profile already.

3. When people incorrectly assume that just because I have an interest in sex, and that I'm on a site like this...that I want to
have sex with them.

4. When people ask a thousand questions, I understand getting to know someone, but really...

5. Ok, last one, when people's first question is, "So what do you look like?"

so... would you like to cyber with me? what? why the heck not! this is a sexy site, you know! what's wrong with you? no, really, come on, you know you want too... just once. i'm really good, i swear. so, what do you look like, anyways? and what are you wearing? something sexy i bet. oh, come on, don't be like that, just tell me. what's your favorite color, btw, and what kind of music co you like. wanna pvt? why not? please? i'm really bored. and horny. it won't take long, i promise. wait, come back! what did i say? stuck up so and so...

clown

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

18 Apr 2013

Quote by SweetElle
1. When men get fussy because I don't want to engage in sexy chat and they ask, "Then why are you here?"

2. I guess when people ask in general why I'm here on lush, that annoys me because what's it matter? I'm here aren't I? Read my
profile already.

3. When people incorrectly assume that just because I have an interest in sex, and that I'm on a site like this...that I want to
have sex with them.

4. When people ask a thousand questions, I understand getting to know someone, but really...

5. Ok, last one, when people's first question is, "So what do you look like?"

EXACTLY!!!!

and number 6. People who think that because I am nice and will willingly accept your friend request that I want to have sex... Its NOT happeneing...

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner

18 Apr 2013

SPRITE & SWEETELLE;when bothered by unwelcome advances you may want to try something like the following,its been close to 50yrs & I still smile when I think of this..

.WHILE STATIONED IN SEATTLE (U S NAVY) I WAS IN A COCKTAIL LOUNGE ,SITTING AT A BAR MINDING MY OWN BUS. THIS FOXY WOMAN ENTERED , TAKING A SEAT SEVERAL SEATS AWAY FROM ME.. & LIKE ANY STRAIGHT RED BLOODED MAIL WOOD DEW EYE BOUGHT HER A DRINK , A SHORT TIME LATER I ASKED FOUR HER NUMBER..WOW SHE DIDN'T HESITATE A BIT , SHE JUST WROTE DOWN A NUMBER 4 ME ...SEVERAL DAYS LATER I WAS AGAIN DRINKING & STEPPING INTO A PHONE BOOTH, DIALED (what eye thought was) HER PH.#... OMG !! WHAT A SHOCK, A MALE VOICE STARTED PREACHING THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST ...ALL I COULD DO WAS STAND THERE ,LOOKING AT THE PHONE & LMAO..I SHARED THIS WITH MY SISTER .. SHE & HER COLLAGE FRIENDS MEMORIZED DIAL - A-PRYOR ,NUMBERS ..(SOMETIME 1962 ore 63) any way when i think of it i still find it humorous.,.WORD USAGE IS BUY CHOICE-BUTT SHOULD REED THE SAME REGARDLESS..dontknow ITS A WONDERFUL WAY TO BRUSH OFF A DRUNK LOL JOEL
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This was typed 7-16-2011, before anyone informed me that cap are a no-no,at that time most of my typing was in caps, easier to read.

23 Apr 2013

Quote by hankyspanky
Fake avatars&giving Birthday wishes&never getting a thanks! Ive done that many times,is thanks too much from,"friends" No!

You're joking aren't you? At least using one of the lush avatars would be better than having NO avatar wouldn't it? That outline of a person on your avatar isn't really you either I'll bet.

Quote by NotSoBigD
I guess my Pet Peeve would have to be stories that are so far fetched as to be unbelievable. I may be old but I am not totally ugly and never has a beautiful, drop dead sexy woman walked up to me and said "Wanna fuck?" In real life that doesn't happen, at least not to me. Write about reality! Also, learn the difference between then and than.

I looked at your profile and it seems you have written NO stories. Even if you had written some stories, it still wouldn't give you the right to criticize those who have written the stories here so YOU can read them. If you don't like them, don't read them.

Just because a drop dead gorgeous sexy woman hasn't walked up to you and said "wanna fuck?" doesn't mean it's never happened to anyone else, EVER.

24 Apr 2013

hankyspanky wrote:
Fake avatars&giving Birthday wishes&never getting a thanks! Ive done that many times,is thanks too much from,"friends" No!

You're joking aren't you? At least using one of the lush avatars would be better than having NO avatar wouldn't it? That outline of a person on your avatar isn't really you either I'll bet.

NotSoBigD wrote:
I guess my Pet Peeve would have to be stories that are so far fetched as to be unbelievable. I may be old but I am not totally ugly and never has a beautiful, drop dead sexy woman walked up to me and said "Wanna fuck?" In real life that doesn't happen, at least not to me. Write about reality! Also, learn the difference between then and than.

I looked at your profile and it seems you have written NO stories. Even if you had written some stories, it still wouldn't give you the right to criticize those who have written the stories here so YOU can read them. If you don't like them, don't read them.

Just because a drop dead gorgeous sexy woman hasn't walked up to you and said "wanna fuck?" doesn't mean it's never happened to anyone else, EVER.

Oh sweet Jesus, you've both been served by none other than Trinket!

Thata girl - keep 'em on their toes toast

24 Apr 2013

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

24 Apr 2013

Quote by jacobport
I definatly do not like the fake avatars.....don't want to show your face?....then don't!!!

You're not supposed to show your cock as an alternative to your face either.

24 Apr 2013

Quote by BelleduJour
hankyspanky wrote:
Fake avatars&giving Birthday wishes&never getting a thanks! Ive done that many times,is thanks too much from,"friends" No!

You're joking aren't you? At least using one of the lush avatars would be better than having NO avatar wouldn't it? That outline of a person on your avatar isn't really you either I'll bet.

NotSoBigD wrote:
I guess my Pet Peeve would have to be stories that are so far fetched as to be unbelievable. I may be old but I am not totally ugly and never has a beautiful, drop dead sexy woman walked up to me and said "Wanna fuck?" In real life that doesn't happen, at least not to me. Write about reality! Also, learn the difference between then and than.

I looked at your profile and it seems you have written NO stories. Even if you had written some stories, it still wouldn't give you the right to criticize those who have written the stories here so YOU can read them. If you don't like them, don't read them.

Just because a drop dead gorgeous sexy woman hasn't walked up to you and said "wanna fuck?" doesn't mean it's never happened to anyone else, EVER.

Oh sweet Jesus, you've both been served by none other than Trinket!

Thata girl - keep 'em on their toes

Hey Belle, wanna fuck? evil4

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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24 Apr 2013

Quote by Dudealicious

Hey Belle, wanna fuck?

Awwwwe Dude, you're such a romantic and really know how to make a woman feel special Boo hoo!

(P.S. meet me outside in the dark alley near the overflowing dumpster and homeless bum living in the cardboard box and Jesus Christ, DON'T forget the fucking condom!) evil4

24 Apr 2013

Quote by BelleduJour

Awwwwe Dude, you're such a romantic and really know how to make a woman feel special

(P.S. meet me outside in the dark alley near the overflowing dumpster and homeless bum living in the cardboard box and Jesus Christ, DON'T forget the fucking condom!)

Does the condom have to be fresh? Maybe the bum could find one for us just in case I forget.

To make the night a little more romantic, I'll bring some booze. I have stolen a few minis off of the Jack Daniels bottles at the local liquor store. A little liquid courage never hurts right?

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24 Apr 2013

Quote by hankyspanky
Fake avatars&giving Birthday wishes&never getting a thanks! Ive done that many times,is thanks too much from,"friends" No!

People who can't use normal words or at least make some attempt at proper punctuation whether here in the forums or in the chat rooms. Some people don't even use full stops (periods) in their bio's. They leave me nowhere to take a breath.

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24 Apr 2013

Quote by Dudealicious

Does the condom have to be fresh? Maybe the bum could find one for us just in case I forget.

To make the night a little more romantic, I'll bring some booze. I have stolen a few minis off of the Jack Daniels bottles at the local liquor store. A little liquid courage never hurts right?

Baby, if you're cool with squeezing your Canadian dipstick into a dirty cum-filled cock-wrapper, then the least I could do is oblige you. A little STD or two never killed anyone...has it?

As for liquid courage, I'm in agreement. Why not throw back a few shots with the homeless bum while we're at it. I'm sure he's cool with sharing his liquor stash in exchange for us allowing him to watch you plow me bates

24 Apr 2013

Quote by BelleduJour

Baby, if you're cool with squeezing your Canadian dipstick into a dirty cum-filled cock-wrapper, then the least I could do is oblige you. A little STD or two never killed anyone...has it?

As for liquid courage, I'm in agreement. Why not throw back a few shots with the homeless bum while we're at it. I'm sure he's cool with sharing his liquor stash in exchange for us allowing him to watch you plow me

That's the Canadian spirit! I knew I could count on ya Belle! Rummages through my bag of mini's What's your poison tonight? Vodka, whiskey?

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25 Apr 2013

Quote by Dudealicious

That's the Canadian spirit! I knew I could count on ya Belle! Rummages through my bag of mini's What's your poison tonight? Vodka, whiskey?

Surprise me Pint Drunk

Just promise me that if I get too drunk and pass out on you that you won't leave me for dead. Or worse yet, leave me only to find myself waking up from my drunken stuper to witness the homeless bum smiling from ear to ear at me and smoking a post-coital cigarette - UGH!
Regaeman Man

25 Apr 2013

Quote by BelleduJour

Surprise me

Just promise me that if I get too drunk and pass out on you that you won't leave me for dead. Or worse yet, leave me only to find myself waking up from my drunken stuper to witness the homeless bum smiling from ear to ear at me and smoking a post-coital cigarette - UGH!

Ok so I was able to put together this little ditty of mini's we could get right shitfaced on..

I also thought I would class it up a little and thought you may be wooed by a bottle of this. I know you like it a little more "high class"

I promise I wouldn't every leave you with that bum smoking that "post-coital cigarette". I will make sure to hail a cab for you and pay the driver in whatever booze we have left. I am sure he will take you exactly where you need to go.

I got your back Belle!

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25 Apr 2013

Quote by Dudealicious

Ok so I was able to put together this little ditty of mini's we could get right shitfaced on..

I also thought I would class it up a little and thought you may be wooed by a bottle of this. I know you like it a little more "high class"

I promise I wouldn't every leave you with that bum smoking that "post-coital cigarette". I will make sure to hail a cab for you and pay the driver in whatever booze we have left. I am sure he will take you exactly where you need to go.

I got your back Belle!

I suppose they don't rank you as 'wise ass' for nothing bootyshake

You da best Dude Hugs

25 Apr 2013

Quote by BelleduJour

I suppose they don't rank you as 'wise ass' for nothing

You da best Dude

Hey that baby ducks good shit! Make sure it's chilled though, it could burn your taste buds off otherwise......

I think I've found a Starbucks gift card here in my wallet. If those minis aren't enough for the cab driver, maybe we could tell him there's 50 bucks on it........could work!

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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26 Apr 2013

Lush Pet Peeves ...

reading the back and forth between two members in a forum thread like it's a chatroom ... there's a thought ... go create a chatroom!!!

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