
Lose My Breath is my story for the Elements story competition. I hope you'll check it out!
Quote by WellMadeMale
One Saturday morning in 1997, I was enjoying the last sexual coupling with a woman - in the doggie position and I pulled out and ejaculated all over her backside, after she had climaxed.
Sometimes I just like to paint a map.
What shot out, looked very much like strawberry jam.
I was totally freaked out. Try shooting bloody semen out your dick sometime and let me know if it doesn't flip your noodle.
My companion flopped on her tummy to catch her breath and I asked her to remain as she was, while I rushed to my bathroom to retrieve a warm wet cloth and a dry washcloth. Using the dry cloth first, I wiped all of the effluent up, and then used the warm, wet cloth on her. I'm sure she thought I was nuts and 'doing it wrong'.
Back in my bathroom, I tossed the dry cloth with the evidence under the vanity which I later retrieved after she had left my place an hour or so later, placed it into a Ziploc freezer bag and promptly called my physician.
Just after noon, I arrived at his office, he stayed later than usual that day to see me and quell my nerves.
Turns out - It's a fairly common occurrence for most men. It's just that it is seldom seen, since most ejaculate inside or into a condom.
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/457632-overview - Hematospermia - should this ever occur with any of you fellows, make an appointment to see your doctor, but try not to freak out too much. Good luck with that, though.