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What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?

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I was on the U.T.A Front runner from Ogden to Salt Lake. my cock in hand and my dildo in my asshole. I was awesome, and talk about a complete turn on. I plan on doing it again.
I was a passenger in a friends car, and as a dare I stripped naked and jacked off on the 405 Freeway California! Got many thumbs up from lots of people in the fast lane.
In the car while driving.
Hand job from my wife while I'm driving, several times.
On my boat near the shore while my wife encouraged me.
On a golf course.
At the beach.
Front yard at night.
Back yard any time.
Hot tub.
Swimming pool.
A few more that I can't recall right now.
jail?

rehab?

IDK
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Riskiest place I can think of is in the dock at the old bailey.

Not that I did...


I thought doing that on Lady Caroline Lamb was rather risky? I guess not risky enough.
Movie theater
It's probably been done, but have wondered about public spa and saunas .. specially here in Australia.. lol... some ppl here are just prudish
That would be in my office at work
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The riskiest place I have ever masturbated is on the captain's chair on the quarterdeck of an aircraft carrier!!!


I so want to read that story!
There are many but this is probably the most erotic. It is real and happened in the late 80s. I was on a late night bus, with about a dozen other passengers, going from New Orleans to Baton Rouge to meet Hubbie. He was taking me to a country bar on the edge of a cane field to offer me to the manager that had been hitting on me every time we went there. He was probably 30 years older than me, I was in my late 20s or maybe 30 at the time.

After we left NO the driver turned out the lights. I was extremely honey and already dressed to be offered, wearing only a wrap dress with garter belt and stockings, with CFMS heels. I waited a little while to let the other passengers go to sleep. Then I finger fucked myself to a rather vocal orgasm, which I tried to muffle with only a little bit of success.

Then I got up to go to the restroom to wash up. As I was walking a young man's voice ask, "Mam, are you OK?"

I stopped next to his seat and there sat a young Air Force, Airman Fist Class dressed in his 1505s. (The AF khaki uniform.) "Yes Airman, I'm just fine. I can assure you I was not in any pain."

"I was about to come check on you, to make sure you were alright."

"Thank you for being such a caring gentleman."

I went to the restroom and washed my wet hands and wiped my cunt as dry as I could. I was still horny and my juices were still flowing. I folded up a few towels and returned to my seat a few rows behind the driver. I knew I would be needing another orgasm before we got to BR.

Shortly after I sat down the Airman came up and sat across the isle from me. He told me, "I hope you don't mind Mam, I just want to make sure you are OK."

"No I don't mind, and thanks for your concern."

"May I ask you a question?"

"Of course you can."

"How did you know I was an Airman?"

"My husband is an Air Force Captain. I'm on the way to meet him in Baton Rouge." I slid over next to the isle as I figured this conversation my last a while and wanted to keep the volume down as not to wake up the other passengers. He did the same. I soon realized my dress had opened up some and I had a lot more cleavage showing.

Our conversation got more and more sexual and we ended up in a mutual masterbation that lasted until we exited 1-10 in BR. There was a fairly long stop over in BR as the driver was making good time and we got there early. I invited the Airman to take a ride with us and he could fuck me while Hubbie drove around downtown BR. He accepted.

There is a more detailed, longer version of this story that is based on this real event in my life. It is posted on Velvet9.com. My user name there is the same as here, NOLAHotGal. The adult story site is free, easy to join, but much smaller.

Brandie
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I was on the U.T.A Front runner from Ogden to Salt Lake. my cock in hand and my dildo in my asshole. I was awesome, and talk about a complete turn on. I plan on doing it again.


What is the U.T.A. Front Runner?

Brandie
In a park. Was in a jockstrap with a butt plug in me and a cock ring on. Hard as a rock and leaking buckets into the jock. Pulled my cock out and came all over myself. Rubbed it into me, stayed super hard, ended up cumming 3 times. Hard again now just thinking about it, need to do it again.
Just thought of another one. I'm not sure this would officially qualify as masturbation since I was not touching myself. I consider it a form of mental masturbation, or possibly like Linda Lovelace in one of her porn movies, I have a clit in my throat. Either way it gives me very good orgasms with 3 or 4 waves in each orgasm.

Hubbie was, he is now retired, an over the road Locomotive Engineer for a major Class One Railroad out of New Orleans. On their return trip back to New Orleans, if they had enough time left in their crew day, they would sometimes deliver their train to a connecting railroad. One of the routes passed right in front of my childhood home.

While waiting for a route to cross the Mississippi River, Hubbie called me at my mother's house and told me he would pick me up if I wanted to ride down through the French Quarter with him. It was a beautiful clear spring afternoon. He also let me know it had been OKed by his boss.

He picked me up at a crossing close to my mother's. Shortly after I sat down on the firemans side of the engine, the head brakeman went to ride on the second unit. He said he wanted to give us the engine cab to ourselves. As we crossed Canal Street and entering the French Quarter, Hubbie suggested that I give him a blow job. He did not have to ask twice. He turned his seat facing the firemans side and laid a newspaper down for me to kneel on. Those floors are rather dirty and usually have some oil on them that get tracked in by the crews.

As he pulled his cock out I went down on him like a hungry calf going for it mother's tit. It only took a minute or two until I started cuming. I usually have my own orgasms when giving a guy a blow job without any other stimulation. It happened the first time I gave a blow job to my first boyfriend / lover. And probably about 90% of the blow jobs ever since. In the middle of my 3rd or 4th orgasm Hubbie shot his load down my throat.

It was also one of the oddest scenes I have been in. While I was blowing Hubbie, he still had to blow the horn at all the crossings, slow his speed down to 10 MPH for a slow order, then back up to the 20 MPH max speed, and talk on the radio. Talk about multi tasking.

What a wild ride! A big thank you to the head brakeman for giving us the opportunity to put yet another erotic memory keeper in my mind. These types of adventures can and do spice up our sex life. It could spice up your's too. Try it sometime. If you don't have access to a train, try a car with a front bench seat. Or get a driver and use the back seat.

Brandie
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I so want to read that story!


I wonder if the tree is photo shopped? Or maybe it is having a sex change?

Brandie
Awwww Hell, I am such a nerd..... I haven't done anything as exciting as that......
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I wonder if the tree is photo shopped? Or maybe it is having a sex change?

Brandie



I don't know, but it gave me wood ;)
Driving down various freeways
Storage room in a few different workplaces
Balcony of my apartment at night
Sitting in my car, parked in a residential neighborhood during my lunch break
Under a blanket on a flight
In the bathroom at work, on a flight, on a bus, on a train
In the hot tub and in the shower at the gym
Outdoors in natural settings while on hikes

I'll probably come up with a couple more at some point...
Pool party at MERTZ place while lounging on swan floatie.
In the bathroom of an HIV awareness conference.
Maputo....
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Riskiest? Or craziest? On a dare, another girl and I masturbated at a party with a bunch of our friends watching us to see which of us could cum the fastest.
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Riskiest? Or craziest? On a dare, another girl and I masturbated at a party with a bunch of our friends watching us to see which of us could cum the fastest.


Good party. smile

As for me, I'd say the riskiest time probably one of the discreet times I did at work. You know, back when I had jobs that I didn't care about.

Craziest time I think would be the time I got off watching two friends at a party, funny enough. biggrin
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It's probably been done, but have wondered about public spa and saunas .. specially here in Australia.. lol... some ppl here are just prudish

In a whirlpool, next to the pool in a Holiday Inn. Those water jets are stimulating...
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What is the U.T.A. Front Runner?

Brandie


A commuter train out of Salt lake City, hence UTA Utah Transit Authority, runs between Ogden, UT and Provo, UT....approx 65 miles.
sitting in the back of Sunday school class next to my girlfriend, sitting in car in front of grocery store front row watching shoppers walk by