What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?

In a backyard with nothing blocking the view and in the ladies washroom at the Walmart.

Trains and busses

In the back seat of my mom's car as she was driving the bus the bathroom park bench

Restroom at the airport

at work

My office. Our garage with door partially up. In our pool with an apartment complex behind us.

I did stroke off at work a few times early on in my Lush days. I was chatting on ! Messenger with a woman who I met on another site but who also posted here back then (she's gone now, I'm pretty sure). Retreated to the men's room when I got close to blowing, though, so never actually came at my desk.

And on my previous job, I used to have the building to myself when I backed up the main system on Saturday nights (took like ten of the old school open reel tapes so had to stay there to change tapes). So I did get off during those nights sometimes.