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Hopefully nothing bad! 
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I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.
You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...
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I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.
You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...
You are messing with me here . ,, Aren't you??
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Quote by shameless009Quote by Exakta66Quote by shameless009
I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.
You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...
You are messing with me here . ,, Aren't you??
we are purposely screwing with your little brain......
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Quote by redhotmommacitaMami ,, I can not believe you would do this to me . ,, Now I am feeling (RUFF) !!Quote by shameless009Quote by Exakta66Quote by shameless009
I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.
You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...
You are messing with me here . ,, Aren't you??
we are purposely screwing with your little brain......
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Quote by shameless009Quote by redhotmommacitaMami ,, I can not believe you would do this to me . ,, Now I am feeling (RUFF) !!Quote by shameless009Quote by Exakta66Quote by shameless009
I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.
You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...
You are messing with me here . ,, Aren't you??
we are purposely screwing with your little brain......
Mami loves messing with her scruffy little pooch {scratches behind the ears and on his belly and makes his little leg quiver}......Good little boy....
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I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.
You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...
You are messing with me here . ,, Aren't you??
We are not messing with you...
We are not messing with you...
We are not messing with you...
This is just a test...
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The server wouldn't blink
We have a server? Great! I'll have a double 12-year single-malt scotch, neat, with a water back.
Oh, and I imagine he just *might* blink if he walked into the lounge and all 26,100+ members were in there, naked, and conducting the orgy Rocco mentioned....
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I'll be really impressed if the server can remember all our orders without writing them on a pad...and I don't end up with Alan's, Shads' or Shameless' drink instead of the one I requested.
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I'll be really impressed if the server can remember all our orders without writing them on a pad...and I don't end up with Alan's, Shads' or Shameless' drink instead of the one I requested.
Our waitress, Zafia, will be given an iPad to make sure she doesn't mess any orders up, don't worry.
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I tip well, hopefully she dresses down, even better!
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Quote by nicolaQuote by WellMadeMale
I'll be really impressed if the server can remember all our orders without writing them on a pad...and I don't end up with Alan's, Shads' or Shameless' drink instead of the one I requested.
Our waitress, Zafia, will be given an iPad to make sure she doesn't mess any orders up, don't worry.
As long as there is champagne or Guiness...or both....I'm a happy girl!
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It'll be the biggest orgy in the history of the net.
A man I hope it was a man) sent me a vid of a New Years Eve Party/ I didnt see Eve in it but drinks (or something) was flowing freely.
I would post it here but everyone is so young and sweet innocent I had better not.
And our Leader would ban me.
And it's mine ... MINE I tell you, gasp, whimper, shudder, ohgod I needed that.
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I would never ban you, you created this site in your brain, and it's the only place it exists.
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Quote by nicolaQuote by WellMadeMale
I'll be really impressed if the server can remember all our orders without writing them on a pad...and I don't end up with Alan's, Shads' or Shameless' drink instead of the one I requested.
Our waitress, Zafia, will be given an iPad to make sure she doesn't mess any orders up, don't worry.
Hey what a great use for a iPad, a drinks tray. Not bad for £400+