Ping, YMB, I don't remember most of my dreams. The ones I remember, I remember because they are scary, if not out-and-out nightmares. There's a subtle clue into my inner life.
I once woke up and saw a giant meteor lighting up the sky and plummeting straight at me, seconds away from extinguishing all life on Earth.
Then I realized I was looking at a streetlamp.
I went back to sleep.
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
I've been dreaming about tribal wars in post-apocalyptic zombie infested wastelands. Also, I've been watching a bunch of walking dead. Maybe there's a link.
Don't believe everything that you read.
My worst dream was about chocolate walls in a room. I was trapped and the walls were closing in. I couldn't break out or eat my way out or anything, then I wake up. I had that same dream off and on for years. It was always the same and always scared the crap out of me.
I'm forever having dreams about an ex-girlfriend who is always trying to kill me, usually with a knife. I always wake up before I die. I still bump into her occasionally and I find myself always looking at her hands first.
One of my favorite, stupid dreams was one I had reoccurring as a teen.
I dreamed I had an 18" chromed dick. Yup. Shiny & Straight. Called it, The Chromed Cannon.
Never left the bed, so I don't know how me and my chromed cock translated in real world interactions.
Not only is it one of the craziest, but it is one of the most erotic. It starts with me standing on a very large area of purple brick pavers like they use for streets. It looked just like one of the main streets in a town in central Louisiana close to where Hubbie grew up. It stretched in 3 directions as far as on could see. In the 4th direction was a large mountain range.
I was standing there, wearing nothing but a long black sheer gown that reached to my ankles with a pair of CFM heels and my belly chain. The gown and chain is the same gown and chain I was wearing at the first sub auction in Dallas. I actually still have the gown and belly chain. The whole sky was orange and casting an orange glow over everything. There was a light smoke in the air and I could smell burning sulphur I did not know where I was, but with two suns in the sky, I realized I was not on planet earth. I was looking all around and could not see anything but the mountains.
Then there was a loud roar and what looked like a huge fire ball in the direction of the mountains. When the fire ball burned out it appeared as a dark speck. As I watched it, the speck got larger and larger. Another roar and another larger fire ball. As the speck grew larger it appeared to get wider too. Soon I could see motion like a large bird flapping it wings. Another roar and fire ball. What ever it was, it was coming straight towards me.
Then I realized it was not a bird at all, but a huge dragon. I turned away and began to run. My heart felt like it would come out of my chest. I was running like I had never ran before, but with no where to go. Then a thought entered my mind and I could hear, "You can not escape, you efforts are futile, you will be mine." Another roar and the area lit up with a bright orange glow lfrom the fire ball and I could feel the heat on my back. I could hear the swish of its wings.
I thought, "This is it I am about to be its dinner."
Then another thought enters my mind and I can hear it too, "No, you would not even be a decent bit, much less dinner."
Now I can feel the wind rush past me with every flap of its wings. It's shadow passes by me and I know it is right behind me. It must have swiped at me with its paws as my gown was ripped from my body. It passed over me, turned 180 degrees, and landed right in front of me. I stopped, and stared in amazement at how large it was. It folded its wings in and was still wider than a grown elephant and its body was three to four times as long with a long spiked tail.
I turned to run and it reached out and grabbed me and I began to scream and pound on its paw with my fist. It appeared to giggle and showed me it other paw. Then its claws came out and poked me in my belly, my thighs, then each of my breast. Another thought enters my mind and I can hear, "Brandie, do not be afraid, I will not hurt you. I'm not going to eat you. At least not as food."
I looked up at its face and into its green eyes that was as big as a basket ball. A soothing feeling came over me and I begin to relax.
I will stop here with the events of my erotic dream and let your imagination fill in the rest. I will tell you that in the end I found out that he had brought me to the planet. We worked out a deal where if he returned me back to earth he could summon me back to his planet on a regular bases.
When I woke up I was extremely wet and turned on. I attacked Hubbie with a vengeance.
If you are interested in a more complete story about this real dream, message me and I will let you know where you can read the whole story.
Brandie
Okay, this dream is from high school and it has stuck with me because it is CRAZY. I am on a date with a girl, we're in our seats, and suddenly I realize my dick has become detached from my body. There's a commotion in the aisle and I go look and my dick is crawling up the aisle like an caterpillar.
I don't know exactly what that means, but I am pretty sure it means something.
I never remember my dreams, with one exception. It's really more of a night terror than a nightmare or dream, and I have it maybe once or twice a year. It is a very specific dream involving a real event that happened to me when I was a small child, thus the lack of further details.
It's rather terrible, as I always wake from/in this night terror screaming, and sometimes don't quite wake up enough to be out of the dream, so on more than occasion I've injured whomever is in my bed--biting, punching, and kicking him until I am fully awake. Not ideal.
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Okay, Verbal will love this... One of my stupidest dreams was looking out my rear window and seeing Godzilla in my swimming pool!
How would I know it was arm pit hair??? For a moment, I wondered if it was a large, swollen testicle.
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