When are you next going to have sex ?

I will be having some later on today.

Very soon 😜

In 2 minutes time

If it was planned it wouldn’t be half the fun than if it was spontaneous!

Later today

Well, it’s been a few years, she’s in bed grunting, my girl friend is in South America, any day soon.

I anticipate tomorrow (Saturday).

This evening!!

Always on Sunday unless I get lucky before

Well, I HOPE later today!

Last night it was wonderful. And expect we will play more today while on the boat

In about an hours time 😀

Just had my morning breakfast with a younger friend, but another guy I know will probably be coming over this afternoon to feed me my lunch. I should probably get off the liquid diet and eat some real food. ;)

In two months, once I finish this assignment, I’ll head home to see my better half.

When my wife gets home she told me

Sometime later today.

I have a "date" in 2 hours

Sometime in the next life, I imagine.

I sure hope over the weekend

At least twice before midnight tonight I expect. We will see what tomorrow brings after that.

As soon as someone local offers

Let me check my calendar ...

I’m up for it today. Any takers?

In reality, I don’t have nearly enough fingers and toes to count how many days from now it might be.

This afternoon when I get home from all my errands and appointments. A friend is going to lay some thick pipe in me

I probably never will unless I buy a sex doll.

I feel certain it will be later today.

Two hours time 😋

Don’t really plan it. It happens when it happens. It was a lovely weekend…

Sometime between now and ... yeah, no idea. I have no sex life to speak of right now.

In a couple of hours