Quote by THammer
This is so heartbreaking seeing everyone having sex and I can't remember when the last time was.
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Quote by THammer
hell
Scotty in hell....
Satan "What is it, engineer?"
Scotty "The matter/anti-matter reactions powering the megafurnace have unexpectedly stopped. The temperature is dropping fast and in 12 hours hell will frozen over and there's nothing I can do.
Satan "WHAT THE FUCK! YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!! YOU'RE THE FUCKING ENGINEER. IT'S WHY I BROUGHT HERE!!!"
Scotty "The quantum field governing interactions between the matter and antimatter particles has stopped working. The wave function has collapsed into this reality and there's nothing I can do. I can't change the laws of quantum mechanics."
So, Hammer, you see you'll be getting more sex than you ever thought possible and sooner than you can possibly imagine.
Meagan
'Competition Top Ten' story
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/faberge-eggs-for-christmas-3
(My 'Advent' Competition Story and my first Top 10 Competition Story!)
2 'Recommended Read' stories
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In our bedroom while girls were napping. More to come,,God willing, tonight.
Meagan
'Competition Top Ten' story
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/faberge-eggs-for-christmas-3
(My 'Advent' Competition Story and my first Top 10 Competition Story!)
2 'Recommended Read' stories
3 'Famous' stories
Last night, after kids went to sleep. Marathon into the early morning. Still tired and a bit sore.
Meagan
'Competition Top Ten' story
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/faberge-eggs-for-christmas-3
(My 'Advent' Competition Story and my first Top 10 Competition Story!)
2 'Recommended Read' stories
3 'Famous' stories