Wherever it’s safe to do it without causing trouble. My favourite place is outdoors naked. Indoors wherever I happen to be and our balcony is a favourite. It’s not overlooked so I can do it safely without easily being seen. No doubt I could be from some distance away.
When using toys i am generally in the bedroom. My girlfriend and I often masturbate together on our own or on each other. I am not ashamed to do it openly with others watching - if I know them.
Quote by Spitfire62You’re lucky. If I do it in bed, my wife tells me to turn off my phone and go to sleep. Of course, our sex is scheduled at least two days in advance so she has warning. So I just wait for her sleeping pills kick in and then I’m free to start again. Or I just do it sitting at my computer in the basement.The bath of course, or the shower, or... well if we are being totally honest, on the sofa browsing the internet on the laptop.
In bed is the last sad pointer to the husband you are neglecting me, Nuts to you, I will do it myself. Have to admit it usually works.
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Say!
I like to masturbate!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would do it in a boat!
And I would do it in only a coat...
And I will do it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!
So I will do it in a box.
And I will do it while wearing socks.
And I will do it without a blouse.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it here and there.
Say! in the closet, when I'm bare - I would do it ANYWHERE!
I do so like
to do the deed from here to there!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am
(obviously, took some creative license with Green Eggs and Ham. I hope this is not counted as plagiarism.)
Don’t masturbate much anymore. When I do it is usually with someone. I love to watch a woman masturbate while she is telling me something incredibly sexy she has done in the past. Sometimes we curl up on the couch naked and tell each other lies and stories about our sexual exploits. The lies are usually much better than the stories...