Who is still rocking a waterbed?

Got well taken on one just the other night.

I have a king size waterbed, it sits on a pedestal with six (6) drawer on each side and a center crawlspace type storage area that runs the full length. The headboard tops out at about six (6) foot tall. I bought it new in 1985.

I have never slept, screwed, or even just laid down on one. No reason, just hasn't happened and I have not been inclined to seek it out.