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Why I hate LYFBUZ

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
#1) he eats bacon.

#2) he's canadian. 'nuff said.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Guest
Lurker
Poor Lybuz! LMAO

We all adore you, but love giving you a hard time.
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
He's a little drip

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Unknown User
Personally, I'd say sprite's number 2 is a positive but I may be biased. * walks away whistling "O Canada" *

(also, her two points are redundant, since being Canadian and eating bacon more or less go hand in hand)
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
Quote by Smoocher


Careful now ... "he's a little drip" ...

AND he's under a lot of "pressure" here...

IF he becomes a "has been" from all this attention...

Then that contributes to making him an "EX-SPURT"



You had to work hard for that one

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by browncoffee
I adore lyfbuz

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Quote by browncoffee
I adore lyfbuz


Ahhhh.... the elegance that is browncoffee; her extraordinary writing talent exceeded only by her stunning beauty and magical charm that leaves me so frequently breathless. Could there be a sweeter ache than this unrequited anticipation?
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by browncoffee
I adore lyfbuz


Quit trying to be nice to the Canadians. Eh!

They are a sneaky bunch. Just wait until you get a hold of one of their scratch 'n sniff Maple Leaf flags.

Lyfbuz wears this shirt everyday!
laura
Mana wahine
He won't have sex with me. Even after I offered to pour Maple Syrup over myself he still refused.
69Kisses96
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Lauradj
He won't have sex with me. Even after I offered to pour Maple Syrup over myself he still refused.


I can not imagine many poorer sexual lubricants. BTW, I have met damn few Lushies who I hate. Being Canadian is not a prerequisite for that.
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
Well. I hate everyone. So specia he is not.
browncoffee
Coco Pop
Quote by LYFBUZ


Ahhhh.... the elegance that is browncoffee; her extraordinary writing talent exceeded only by her stunning beauty and magical charm that leaves me so frequently breathless. Could there be a sweeter ache than this unrequited anticipation?


The man is a saint.
PhilU
Forum Kan-Guru
Bacon is awesome, I quite like Canadians (they voted for Trudeau, while Americans... um, didn't) and I don't really know LYFBUZ. But I'll add one more reason to hate him.

Tolstoy.

'nuff said...
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by apptobebad


you're seriously missing the whole point here... *sighs and shakes head sadly*

WIHLB - he's better looking that me.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
Quote by sprite


you're seriously missing the whole point here... *sighs and shakes head sadly*

WIHLB - he's better looking that me.


I wouldn't go that far

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Two threads about something so obvious.



Thanks for proving my point about The Lounge/The Spa smile


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by noll
Two threads about something so obvious.



Thanks for proving my point about The Lounge/The Spa smile


what point, Dork? I mean duck.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
If I may respond to my detractors and there are many:
IAMLOVE
Seeker: another clever Canadian, and speaking of redundancy does ‘non-Sprite’ cancel out ‘real Sprite’?
Smoocher: with those puns he can replace Ron McLean on Hockey Night in Canada(HNIC), cute puppy though
Buz: Seeker? Make a note, we will have to do something about that Buz character, he may be on to us;
Browncoffee:
Lauradj: you wouldn’t let me use my hockey stick
69kisses96: sometimes sticky is good
MadMartigan: Fargo? That’s like the Canadian Arctic but no cute polar bears
PhilU: A kangaroo? Are you not familiar with cute koalas?
Apptobebad: perhaps she has seen the error of her ways, I remain hopeful
Sprite: actually extraordinarily pretty but for once she is right, I am prettier. And taller.
Noll: who wants some roast duck?
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by sprite


what point, Dork? I mean duck.


Ooh, that's a nasty accent you got there. Get well soon!




About doubling of threads.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by LYFBUZ
Noll: who wants some roast duck?


Delici...picable!


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by noll


Ooh, that's a nasty accent you got there. Get well soon!




About doubling of threads.


didn't even know you were trying to make a point. must have missed that, Duke. i mean Duck.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by sprite


didn't even know you were trying to make a point. must have missed that, Duke. i mean Duck.


No worries.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
Can we get back on topic, now you two have settled your love affair?

This is all aboot hating that Canadian Lyfbuz. I know, I am torn on the matter.....

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Quote by apptobebad
Can we get back on topic, now you two have settled your love affair?

This is all aboot hating that Canadian Lyfbuz. I know, I am torn on the matter.....



Torn like this?