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Why I hate LYFBUZ

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#1) he eats bacon.

#2) he's canadian. 'nuff said.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Poor Lybuz! LMAO

We all adore you, but love giving you a hard time.
He's a little drip

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Personally, I'd say sprite's number 2 is a positive but I may be biased. * walks away whistling "O Canada" *

(also, her two points are redundant, since being Canadian and eating bacon more or less go hand in hand)
Quote by Smoocher


Careful now ... "he's a little drip" ...

AND he's under a lot of "pressure" here...

IF he becomes a "has been" from all this attention...

Then that contributes to making him an "EX-SPURT"



You had to work hard for that one

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Quote by browncoffee
I adore lyfbuz


You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by browncoffee
I adore lyfbuz


Ahhhh.... the elegance that is browncoffee; her extraordinary writing talent exceeded only by her stunning beauty and magical charm that leaves me so frequently breathless. Could there be a sweeter ache than this unrequited anticipation?
Quote by browncoffee
I adore lyfbuz


Quit trying to be nice to the Canadians. Eh!

They are a sneaky bunch. Just wait until you get a hold of one of their scratch 'n sniff Maple Leaf flags.

Lyfbuz wears this shirt everyday!

He won't have sex with me. Even after I offered to pour Maple Syrup over myself he still refused.
Quote by Lauradj
He won't have sex with me. Even after I offered to pour Maple Syrup over myself he still refused.


I can not imagine many poorer sexual lubricants. BTW, I have met damn few Lushies who I hate. Being Canadian is not a prerequisite for that.
Well. I hate everyone. So specia he is not.
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Well. I hate everyone. So specia he is not.


whaaaaat? even... me?
Quote by LYFBUZ


Ahhhh.... the elegance that is browncoffee; her extraordinary writing talent exceeded only by her stunning beauty and magical charm that leaves me so frequently breathless. Could there be a sweeter ache than this unrequited anticipation?


The man is a saint.
Bacon is awesome, I quite like Canadians (they voted for Trudeau, while Americans... um, didn't) and I don't really know LYFBUZ. But I'll add one more reason to hate him.

Tolstoy.

'nuff said...
Quote by apptobebad


you're seriously missing the whole point here... *sighs and shakes head sadly*

WIHLB - he's better looking that me.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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you're seriously missing the whole point here... *sighs and shakes head sadly*

WIHLB - he's better looking that me.


I wouldn't go that far

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Two threads about something so obvious.



Thanks for proving my point about The Lounge/The Spa smile


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

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Two threads about something so obvious.



Thanks for proving my point about The Lounge/The Spa smile


what point, Dork? I mean duck.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

If I may respond to my detractors and there are many:
IAMLOVE
Seeker: another clever Canadian, and speaking of redundancy does ‘non-Sprite’ cancel out ‘real Sprite’?
Smoocher: with those puns he can replace Ron McLean on Hockey Night in Canada(HNIC), cute puppy though
Buz: Seeker? Make a note, we will have to do something about that Buz character, he may be on to us;
Browncoffee:
Lauradj: you wouldn’t let me use my hockey stick
69kisses96: sometimes sticky is good
MadMartigan: Fargo? That’s like the Canadian Arctic but no cute polar bears
PhilU: A kangaroo? Are you not familiar with cute koalas?
Apptobebad: perhaps she has seen the error of her ways, I remain hopeful
Sprite: actually extraordinarily pretty but for once she is right, I am prettier. And taller.
Noll: who wants some roast duck?

Quote by sprite


what point, Dork? I mean duck.


Ooh, that's a nasty accent you got there. Get well soon!




About doubling of threads.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

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Noll: who wants some roast duck?


Delici...picable!


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Quote by noll


Ooh, that's a nasty accent you got there. Get well soon!




About doubling of threads.


didn't even know you were trying to make a point. must have missed that, Duke. i mean Duck.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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didn't even know you were trying to make a point. must have missed that, Duke. i mean Duck.


No worries.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Can we get back on topic, now you two have settled your love affair?

This is all aboot hating that Canadian Lyfbuz. I know, I am torn on the matter.....

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

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Can we get back on topic, now you two have settled your love affair?

This is all aboot hating that Canadian Lyfbuz. I know, I am torn on the matter.....



Torn like this?