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noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by NymphWriter
Clearly you need to learn some reading comprehension skills. Either way Hoover, you should try to figure out a way to self-fornicate... and if that's too complicated for you... then just go fuck yourself.


That, or maybe your explaining skills are just not up for the task. You know my excuse. What's yours?

Oh, and believe me I have tried. It just wouldn't work. Too bad, I know.
BTW, who's Hoover?


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NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by noll
That, or maybe your explaining skills are just not up for the task. You know my excuse. What's yours?

Oh, and believe me I have tried. It just wouldn't work. Too bad, I know.
BTW, who's Hoover?


You have no excuse, that's the problem. I don't need to explain as I didn't start this, you did. You are becoming more and more like Jack and I find it ironic that your screen name rhymes with troll... coincidence? I think not.

And for someone who acts so smart, but is clearly so stupid, Hoover is the name of a vacuum cleaner line. Since you're such a suck-up, Hoover fits you perfectly.

Hope I explained that clearly enough for you. Though, it's tough for me to "dumb" shit down for someone like you.
RumpleForeskin
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Maybe you know your a Lush veteran when an off-topic spat breaks out in a thread and you just shake your head and smile indulgently...or move on to another thread/forum.
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Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Quote by LaylaJune
Oh, it's just another penis picture . . .


It was not JUST another penis picture!!!


Quote by MollyDoll
This made me giggle, cause it's true.


And as for you, young lady, that was NOT the response I was looking for!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Stormdog


And as for you, young lady, that was NOT the response I was looking for!


If you can't compete with this, don't even bother trying.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Guest
Lurker
you get pm's from Sprite or Nicola! Or you have a big block list. lmao




or when you're an author 100!

when your profile is getting somewhat close t0 100,00 views~
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by MostPreciousLittle
you get pm's from Sprite or Nicola!



usually means you're in a hell of a lot of trouble, M. ;)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by sprite


usually means you're in a hell of a lot of trouble, M. ;)


only ones I get are nice ones!

I'm an angel.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by NymphWriter
Quote by noll
That, or maybe your explaining skills are just not up for the task. You know my excuse. What's yours?

Oh, and believe me I have tried. It just wouldn't work. Too bad, I know.
BTW, who's Hoover?


You have no excuse, that's the problem. I don't need to explain as I didn't start this, you did. You are becoming more and more like Jack and I find it ironic that your screen name rhymes with troll... coincidence? I think not.

And for someone who acts so smart, but is clearly so stupid, Hoover is the name of a vacuum cleaner line. Since you're such a suck-up, Hoover fits you perfectly.

Hope I explained that clearly enough for you. Though, it's tough for me to "dumb" shit down for someone like you.


Holy shit would the two of you just fuck each other already and put us all out of our misery?!



You know you're a Lush veteran when you've mastered the art of meta-quoting to make your point.

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Guest
Lurker
Quote by LaylaJune
Oh, it's just another penis picture . . .


Your commentvtruly made be laugh...
MollyDoll
Southern Charmer
Quote by sprite
If you can't compete with this, don't even bother trying.


Eek! Sometimes size does matter.

Hi Sprite

I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.

If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2
Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Quote by sprite


If you can't compete with this, don't even bother trying.


You think I push that thing everywhere I go because I like wheelbarrows?
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by Dani
Holy shit would the two of you just fuck each other already and put us all out of our misery?!



You know you're a Lush veteran when you've mastered the art of meta-quoting to make your point.


You do realize this started because he thought I was sucking up to you. Ironic really.

You know you're a Lush veteran when Dani quotes you.
chris_brown
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by noll


But my birthday is not on the 16th of June.


no,but mine is lol
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by MollyDoll


Eek! Sometimes size does matter.

Hi Sprite


Hi Molly!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.