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10 Most embarrassing sex arrests

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clover
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Number 8...my boyfriend said you can't get mad at him for having sex with a sheep, ugly people have to get some too! I understand where he's coming from but still...ew.
nicola
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Quote by clover
Number 8...my boyfriend said you can't get mad at him for having sex with a sheep, ugly people have to get some too! I understand where he's coming from but still...ew.


I think that one would be, but still...ewe
Guest
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LOL Ewwwweee.
Playmale
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Hey! Wait a minute.

We all liked the girl having sex with a bicycle over here...

But the poor guy in #4 gets arrested for the same thing, only he was in the semi-privacy of a hostel and she was in public.
Guest
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I don't even understand how a man could have sex with a bicycle. Or a street sign.
Guest
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having sex with a sheep


Bah.
Guest
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Ya got me Ella. Where there's a will there's a way I guess.
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Quote by chefkathleen
Where there's a will there's a way I guess.
to screw a bicycle?

either that, or there's a hole in the seat cushion
Playmale
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Here's a possibility....
nicola
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LOL Playmale, love the schematic as well explaining how it works.
Guest
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She's not going very far on that bike path.

Just UP.


And down.
Playmale
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I am a big fan of bikes as transportation, but in the sex fetish department there are just so many other appealing possibilities.


I will admit though, I got my tongue frozen to my bike once on a very cold day when I was a kid.
fystee
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Enough with #8...you guys all skipped the #1 rule....If you are going to have sex with cows make sure you leave your mark.....
According to the police report, Paraizo was doing more than just having sex with the cows, he was torturing them, often ripping out their eyes, before having sex with them and killing them. Among the clues left behind at every scene were an empty package of the same cookies.


Remember....always leave cookies!


Now that is just fucking gross and wrong in so many ways!
Playmale
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You know...Milk and Cookies!

Hey that said, "...among the clues..." What else do you suppose he left?