A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !
Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !
A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !
If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... )
10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !
The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !
Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God !
1 point for women !
If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !
For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !
If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !
1 point for beer !
You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer !
1 point for beer !
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !
You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !
A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !
You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after !
1 point for beer !
So the Score is .......... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !
If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ........ know that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for beer !
Now the final score is .......... Beer beats Women - 10 to 6...
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On behalf of all women . .
Beer is bad. .
But Bourbon is GOOD.
Bat
Beer is bad. .
But Bourbon is GOOD.
Bat
Lush Legend
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FINAL SCORE.....WOMEN ALWAYS BEAT BEER......without us there would be none.....LOL!!!!!
FINAL SCORE.....WOMEN ALWAYS BEAT BEER......without us there would be none.....LOL!!!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Excellent find Zaf!
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Excellent find Zaf!
......check and mate!!.....lol "Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
hehehe.... Seeker
Top 10 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than A Man...
10. Chocolate doesn't freak out when you go out with your girlfriends.
9. Chocolate never has issues with your mother.
8. Chocolate will never tell you that you are getting chubby.
7. Chocolate will never stand you up.
6. Chocolate will not pout if you do not feel like chocolate.
5. No one gets grossed out when you have chocolate crusted to your lips.
4. You can have white and dark chocolate in the same day.
3. Chocolate with alcohol in it is great, rather than clumsy and embarassing.
2. You don't have to work to make it melt in your mouth.
1. You can bite the head off a chocolate bunny, but not...
But beer is good, too...Can't you have both? lol
10. Chocolate doesn't freak out when you go out with your girlfriends.
9. Chocolate never has issues with your mother.
8. Chocolate will never tell you that you are getting chubby.
7. Chocolate will never stand you up.
6. Chocolate will not pout if you do not feel like chocolate.
5. No one gets grossed out when you have chocolate crusted to your lips.
4. You can have white and dark chocolate in the same day.
3. Chocolate with alcohol in it is great, rather than clumsy and embarassing.
2. You don't have to work to make it melt in your mouth.
1. You can bite the head off a chocolate bunny, but not...
But beer is good, too...Can't you have both? lol
Lush Legend
chocolate good
beer good
men good......
Now....put them all together.....even better......
beer good
men good......
Now....put them all together.....even better......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Seeker
I agree Zafia! Cheers! 
Lush Legend
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I agree Zafia! Cheers!
cheers! "Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Quote by Lil_Birdie
Top 10 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than A Man...
10. Chocolate doesn't freak out when you go out with your girlfriends.
9. Chocolate never has issues with your mother.
8. Chocolate will never tell you that you are getting chubby.
7. Chocolate will never stand you up.
6. Chocolate will not pout if you do not feel like chocolate.
5. No one gets grossed out when you have chocolate crusted to your lips.
4. You can have white and dark chocolate in the same day.
3. Chocolate with alcohol in it is great, rather than clumsy and embarassing.
2. You don't have to work to make it melt in your mouth.
1. You can bite the head off a chocolate bunny, but not...
But beer is good, too...Can't you have both? lol
Well of course! (see below)
3. Chocolate with alcohol in it is great, rather than clumsy and embarassing.
Welcome Lil Birdie
~~Tech
Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire
A Rush Of Gold surviving the trek west during the Gold Rush required some clever thinking along the way, especially for newlyweds Andrew and Susanna.
Seeker
Hello Tech...Thanks!!