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Quote by chefkathleen
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HAHA!! Almost fell of my chair because I was thinking the same thing!!
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Battery died on my watch? Flat tire? Boss held me late at work? Traffic jam?? Sheesh...all kind of excuses for a guy "being late"
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"Sorry I'm late, I just broke up a fight between a 6'2 drunk and a 12 year old girl..." (that one got me a chocolate bar and a cuddle).
"Sorry I'm late, I just witnessed a man get dragged from his car and beaten in the street and the coppers wanted a statement..." (that one got me a pint).
Oh wait... you said clever. No, just honesty works for me. "Sorry I'm late, I was faffing about..." (that one gets me a roll of the eyes and a "Moving on..." every time).
"Sorry I'm late, I just witnessed a man get dragged from his car and beaten in the street and the coppers wanted a statement..." (that one got me a pint).
Oh wait... you said clever. No, just honesty works for me. "Sorry I'm late, I was faffing about..." (that one gets me a roll of the eyes and a "Moving on..." every time).
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I think the most commonly used one is............................. i slept in!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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My boss says if I'm not 15 mins early I'm already 10 mins late..
HAHA!!! Same here.... I can't help it..... I'm NEVER late, and if I am then something has gone really REALLY wrong
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
"Sorry I'm late, my dog decided to try and eat me. By the time I had evaded him, I really stank so I had to take another shower, so that took a while and then I realised that good little doggy had slobbered all over my trousers so I had to get rid of that, just in case people thought it was something else, because you know, it really did look like THAT, hmm? So after all that I realised that my car was out of fuel so I had to get the bus, which was late and thus I was late." Use this excuse and by the time you're halfway though, nobody will care for one reason or another.
'Sorry I'm late, only I am such a low-earner, the inflated train prices are impossible to afford and I had to walk the ten miles to work. You want me to be on time, pay me more.' Then you wait. And then whisper, 'Please don't fire me.' before running to your desk. The Boss is either too stunned or too exasperated to respond.
Hehe I automatically thought about the late period thing too!
I hate bosses that say this kind of thing, one of my old bosses once told everyone that they want everyone to get to work 15 minutes before they started their shift. What difference does it make if you're 15 minutes early or 1 minute early?!
As for the excuses, the people i work with are very nice and im rarely late so if i say i slept in they'll forgive me. Either that or i go with the cars broken down or the tide is up (i live on an island where the tide covers the road), works everytime
Quote by naughtynurse
My boss says if I'm not 15 mins early I'm already 10 mins late..
I hate bosses that say this kind of thing, one of my old bosses once told everyone that they want everyone to get to work 15 minutes before they started their shift. What difference does it make if you're 15 minutes early or 1 minute early?!
As for the excuses, the people i work with are very nice and im rarely late so if i say i slept in they'll forgive me. Either that or i go with the cars broken down or the tide is up (i live on an island where the tide covers the road), works everytime
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GMTA. I'll bet most of the girls that look at this will think the same thing. Perhaps some of the guys too.
I certainly did....
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From all my years playing in bands, wind ensembles, and the like I'm always early. If I'm not early, I feel like I'm late.
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