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Black armband day for Gav...

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nicola
Matriarch
Due to the impending arrival of twins, he has been restricted to 3 beers or 3 glasses of wine per day, in case he's called upon for urgent hospital duties...

It is indeed a sad day.

You WILL get through this Gav, I have faith!
Catnip
Internet Sensation

Don't worry Gav.
We'll drink your share.

^______^
Chat people.
Guest
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Well At least it's not Triplets ...
gav
Code Monkey
Grrrrrrrrrr

mercianknight
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Brilliant DM and congrats to Gav (on the twins, not the rationing)
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We'll have a party after the arrival of the new prince and princess and get him shitfaced. In the meantime, I think there's enough volunteers here on Lush, appropriate name, to take up the slack for him.
Algol
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Congratulations Gav...
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nicola
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Are they twins? A boy and a girl???


Yes, a pigeon pair.
TopThis
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Is there a suitable substitute Gav? Can we stockpile on gum or something for you?
ParMach
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Congrats Gav Hope all goes well
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Quote by nicola
Quote by DirtyMartini
Are they twins? A boy and a girl???


Yes, a pigeon pair.


I've never heard that phrase. ?
WellMadeMale
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Quote by nicola
Quote by DirtyMartini
Are they twins? A boy and a girl???


Yes, a pigeon pair.


I've never heard that phrase. ?


It's either a Brit phrase, or she just made it up herself, Katherine. Just to understand Nicki, I've had to bookmark a few websites.

Nothing in Google to address that phrase either.

First offspring, Gav? Enjoy! Your free-wheeling playboy days are just a fond memory, now.
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I feel guilty now finishing off a rather nice bottle of red.

I raise a glass to you Gav and wish you all the best.
myself
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sweet sweet : )
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ParMach
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Quote by chefkathleen
Quote by nicola
Quote by DirtyMartini
Are they twins? A boy and a girl???


Yes, a pigeon pair.


I've never heard that phrase. ?


It's either a Brit phrase, or she just made it up herself, Katherine. Just to understand Nicki, I've had to bookmark a few websites.

Nothing in Google to address that phrase either.

First offspring, Gav? Enjoy! Your free-wheeling playboy days are just a fond memory, now.




I think we can put that down to good old Aussie slang or you might find

Etymology

From a folk belief that pigeons raise two eggs at the same time, a male and a female.
[edit] Noun

pigeon pair (plural pigeon pairs)

1. A pair of twins, one male and one female.
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nicola
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It's an English expression: http://www.bartleby.com/81/13255.html

E. Cobham Brewer 1810–1897. Dictionary of Phrase and Fable. 1898.

Pigeon Pair.

A boy and girl, twins. It was once supposed that pigeons always sit on two eggs which produce a male and a female, and these twin birds live together in love the rest of their lives.


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Lisa
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I'd say poor Gav, but he's had a designated driver on call these past months! At least when the little ones are born he'll get to enjoy twice as much beer/wine while he celebrates two babies' births.