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Burger Cologne

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"The WHOPPER® sandwich is America’s Favorite burger. FLAME™ by BK® captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.

Set the mood for the flame to ignite at firemeetsdesire.com
NOTE: *This item is non-refundable*; SIZE: 5ML - .17oz"
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I just bought the 'filet-o-fish' perfume...very hot, very feminine....
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I'm sure it had the Special Sauce®, right?
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Special Sauce comes as a result of the whopper cologne...
nicola
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Probably smells like teen spirit.
OrionTat
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Probably enough to gag you at 25 paces. I don't live too far from a burger king and when they have a grease fryer all you can smell is burning whoppers for miles.
techgoddess
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Probably smells like teen spirit.


LOL...good one!

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techgoddess
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A friend of mine at work keeps wearing some perfume or cologne that smells like chocolate. OMG it is hard to think clearly when she wears that...told her to stop being a tease...LOL.

Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.

Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.

The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.
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Yuck. Can't imagine smelling like a burger.
I dated a guy in H.S. that worked at Wendy's and always got stuck on the frier. Gawd I couldn't stand the smell of it!
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A friend of mine at work keeps wearing some perfume or cologne that smells like chocolate. OMG it is hard to think clearly when she wears that...told her to stop being a tease...LOL.


I don't think I would be able to resist that type of perfume....
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They say just the smell of chocolate gets all your brainwaves in a frenzy, instantly. They don't know why, either.

I saw a news "woman on the street" interviewing people about this fragrance. One of 'em said it smelled like gasoline.
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Smell like a Burger? Does this come with a side of fries and is it my way? The VERY last thing i want to smell like is hamburger! How utterly bizarre! I imagine a woman could attract some real dogs wearing this lol!
nicola
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Nice pun Jinian, and welcome to the forums