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Condom testers wanted

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Nice work if you can get it, paid or not

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4118519a4560.html

Condom tester position offers job satisfaction

An Australian manufacturer has called for applications for what it claims could be the world's best job - condom tester.

Durex marketing manager Sam White said any Australian over the age of 18 could apply for one of 200 positions as a condom tester.

The position is not paid, but successful applicants will receive a free $A60 ($NZ66) selection of Durex products and will be required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance.

One of the lucky 200 testers will win a $A1000 bonus.

Applicants must explain why they would make an expert condom tester, Mr White said.

"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," he said.

"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorised professional?"

One thing's for sure - it's a job where employees won't mind taking their work home and burning the midnight oil.

How TYPICAL ---- remember, Insomniac, it takes two to test !!!

Nothing (as ever) for the female partner !!!!
Applicants must explain why they would make an expert condom tester, Mr White said.


You can only imagine the answers to this question
I'd volunteer, but I'd need assistance from some of the ladies here to um...'test' them.

At least, I know I have the equipment to do half the test anyway.
Where do I sign up? Another male to the front for the sake of scientific advancement