I say "sloshed."
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What do you call it when you/someone are/is drunk?
I say "sloshed."
I say "sloshed."
Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
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"Three sheets to the wind"
"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."
--Evanescence
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."
--Evanescence
1 drink = nothing
2 drink = nothing yet
3 drink = feeling something
4 drink = feeling buzzed
5 drink = feeling can still drive home, but a little weavy
6 drink = feeling can drive home without weaving
7 drink = drive straighter than if I was not drunk
8 drink = courage enough to drive by police and moon them @ same time
9 drink = farting could be hazardous to you and whomever is in car with you
10 drink = I said enough to be 'BOMBED'
Is that what you were lOOking for...LMAO
2 drink = nothing yet
3 drink = feeling something
4 drink = feeling buzzed
5 drink = feeling can still drive home, but a little weavy
6 drink = feeling can drive home without weaving
7 drink = drive straighter than if I was not drunk
8 drink = courage enough to drive by police and moon them @ same time
9 drink = farting could be hazardous to you and whomever is in car with you
10 drink = I said enough to be 'BOMBED'
Is that what you were lOOking for...LMAO
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pickled
my new favorite!Pissed is another one, although I don't use it much
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poep dronk
LOL yuck
straalbezopen
ram kachel
ape louie
ontiegelijk gaar
compleet lam/klem gezopen
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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titilated
Matriarch
Tipsy
Hammered
I do like trolleyed.
Hammered
I do like trolleyed.
Constant Gardener
fitshaced
fubar
schmeered
blotto
hammered
waxed
comatose
and...
Goll'd (pronounced...gooled) in memoriam of a deceased running buddy who, when he got fitshaced - set his house on fire burning auto tires in his fireplace, got thrown out of a titty bar for stuffing grocery coupons in a woman's panties instead of money - fought 7 guys (and got drubbed) after dissing the largest fellow's girlfriend - who happened to have her six brothers along on their bachelor party night...if you got goll'd...you were fucking up beyond all repair
fubar
schmeered
blotto
hammered
waxed
comatose
and...
Goll'd (pronounced...gooled) in memoriam of a deceased running buddy who, when he got fitshaced - set his house on fire burning auto tires in his fireplace, got thrown out of a titty bar for stuffing grocery coupons in a woman's panties instead of money - fought 7 guys (and got drubbed) after dissing the largest fellow's girlfriend - who happened to have her six brothers along on their bachelor party night...if you got goll'd...you were fucking up beyond all repair
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I can't add many but here's a few that we use here in Australia :
Shit Faced
Sloshed
Plastered
Maggoted
Parro (as in paralysed)
Stinking
Anybody's (as in "she's so drunk she's anybody's")
Cactus (don't know the origin of this one but it also means 'dead'.)
Shit Faced
Sloshed
Plastered
Maggoted
Parro (as in paralysed)
Stinking
Anybody's (as in "she's so drunk she's anybody's")
Cactus (don't know the origin of this one but it also means 'dead'.)
Love Is Blind | Lush Stories - A poem of love and pain...
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marinaded 
a disney classic (from the aristocats)
sozzled
pissed
a disney classic (from the aristocats)sozzled
pissed
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Rat-arsed
twatted
wankered
twatted
wankered
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opps ! missed one
Pissed as a fart ??
Pissed as a fart ??
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Blitzed
Plastered
Zonked
Blasted
Wasted
New owner of a permanent marker mustache.
Groped ;)
Hammered
Gonezo
Plastered
Zonked
Blasted
Wasted
New owner of a permanent marker mustache.
Groped ;)
Hammered
Gonezo
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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My Dad used to use (and frequently was) blitzed.
I use plastered, it sounds soo...complete.
Hubby uses shitefaced (with the English accent).
A coworker uses "knickered" as in, she's so drunk she'll be missing her knickers soon enough. The English have a way with words, don't they?
I use plastered, it sounds soo...complete.
Hubby uses shitefaced (with the English accent).
A coworker uses "knickered" as in, she's so drunk she'll be missing her knickers soon enough. The English have a way with words, don't they?
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My Dad used to use (and frequently was) blitzed.
I use plastered, it sounds soo...complete.
Hubby uses shitefaced (with the English accent).
A coworker uses "knickered" as in, she's so drunk she'll be missing her knickers soon enough. The English have a way with words, don't they?
I love shitfaced... good word
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The ones I usually hear are:
blind
hammered
pissed
tatered
tanked
blind
hammered
pissed
tatered
tanked
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pissed
plastered
rat-arsed
blitzed
drunk as a skunk
sozzled
:to name few of my favs ...
plastered
rat-arsed
blitzed
drunk as a skunk
sozzled
:to name few of my favs ...
*The Dark Room*
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