Mine was terrible in the front seat of some random dude I picked up at a club because I wanted to lose it(grins) I wish I had waited for someone special
He's just saying lois' first time was terrible but his own first time was worse.
And he says he's glad that it was still good for MMonroe despite it not being great.
Inte is not a native English speaker but he's a cool dude.
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
My 'first time' was borderline ridiculous. My BF was so terrified of "hurting me", he would only put it in an inch at a time. The minute there was ANY suggestion I was in discomfort, he was pulling out. We were trying avidly to lose my virginity for 3 weeks before there was finally complete breakthrough.
And then after all this torture, it turned out my BF was a minute man... (and every time thereafter).
Ughh....
oh oh I have another first time, can I post? lol
The first time I post a new topic here in the forum, right in the poets section, it was so much perfect hahah
no one ever dared to leave any comment lol
Don't we have a story category for this?
The first time I attended an AA meeting...16 years ago, it was court ordered, against my own will.
I was reticent to speak up, fortunately I only had to provide a first name - I made one up. "Hi I'm Ted, I've been dry three days." That's all I had to say.
For a dollar donation, I had two cups of strong coffee which would melt the plating off a galvanized nail. I listened to nine people spill their emotions out in front of 34 other people for roughly two hours. Then I learned the AA sobriety prayer while holding hands with two strangers on either side of me, and standing and gawking around at everyone.
It was surreal.
As I was leaving the meeting hall and walking across a strip-mall parking lot, I watched a few people wander into a bar and grille, two doors down from the AA hall. I noticed a fellow stride to a package liquor shop across the way.
I wanted a stiff scotch myself.
Drove home and ate a quart of ice cream instead.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
The first time I ate pussy, I remember thinking, "Hmmm. Now this is interesting!"
others are messed up
for some, never mind..
mine is worst and yours is terrible 
