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13 Nov 2009

NOVEMBER 12--Meet Joshua Basso. The Florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly placing a series of obscene 911 calls during which he asked a female operator about her breasts and whether she would have sex with him. When confronted by cops, Basso would not say whether he was masturbating while talking to the operator, as he claimed during the calls, according to a Tampa Police Department report. The 29-year-old rooming house resident admitted placing the calls, but "did not think he would get in trouble for calling 911." That miscalculation resulted in Basso being charged yesterday with a misdemeanor count of misusing the 911 system . Asked why he chose to dial 911 from among "all the numbers he could have called," Basso told police that his LG cell phone was out of minutes and he "called 911 because it was free." Basso appears to be pleasuring himself while an operator diligently tries to obtain his address.

~The Smoking Gun

14 Nov 2009

LMAO! He should join here!

14 Nov 2009

I don't want to ever read or hear about phone sex ever again. Never.

14 Nov 2009

Ever.

14 Nov 2009

Never.

14 Nov 2009

Back in the olden days, yanno...4, 5, 6 years ago, those handsets were too big to insert in most cavities. And they required nearly a full bottle of Astroglide.

But with the micro-size of todays phones...anything is possible!

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

14 Nov 2009

Quote by WellMadeMale
Back in the olden days, yanno...4, 5, 6 years ago, those handsets were too big to insert in most cavities. And they required nearly a full bottle of Astroglide.

But with the micro-size of todays phones...anything is possible!

LMAO...I was going to post something similar. but you beat me to the punch. Good one Male...

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