From mylifeisaverage.com

11 Nov 2009

Yesterday when I went into the bathroom stall, written on the wall beside me was,"If you watch jaws backwards its about a huge shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach." I laughed hysterically in the stall. I hope nobody heard. MLIA

11 Nov 2009

I like sites that are easy to understand.

11 Nov 2009

Right to the point, eh?
Jaws is one of my favorite movies, I think that's why it struck me so funny.

11 Nov 2009

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12 Nov 2009

Thats pretty funny! question: What does MLIA mean!? i've seen it all over facebook and its PISSING ME OFF because I don't know! lol

12 Nov 2009

Quote by ChelleLaBelle
Thats pretty funny! question: What does MLIA mean!? i've seen it all over facebook and its PISSING ME OFF because I don't know! lol

It stands for the name of the website mylifeisaverage.com.

I love this website. It can sure give me a good laugh!

12 Nov 2009

Today, I was ordering pizza online. When checking out, I was asked to describe my location. Amongst "House, apartment" etc, one of the choices was "Military Base". Needless to say, there is a man currently headed to a secret military base in a suburban neighborhood, to deliver a large pizza, with special instruction to duck and cover, avoiding the land mines. Never have I been more excited for food, ever. MLIA

Lfunny

12 Nov 2009

LOL@Birdie.

12 Nov 2009

Love that, Birdie.

6 Apr 2010

Today I was riding my scooter on the sidewalk. The sign said no 2 or 4 wheeled toys. My scooter had 3 wheels. Yes. I felt very badass. MLIA

6 Apr 2010

Today my friend informed me that her kids are not going to believe in santa. Instead they will believe that ninjas bring them presents once a year. I wish I had thought of that. MLIA

Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun

6 Apr 2010

OMG birdie. Now im gonna hafta finger out how to bury landmines in concrete lol.

Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!!!!! So can i make you bounce?

6 Apr 2010

Today, while listening to the radio, Miley Cyrus, Party in the USA came on, and when it was finished the radio said, "Now back to the music" Im glad the radio knows what is and isn't music

6 Apr 2010

Today, my friend and I went to visit her grandma. While we were there, my friend tells me that her grandma is writing a romance novel. Her grandmother then turned to her and said, "What is that your saying? Don't tell your friends I'm writing porn!(for lushstories.com)" I love old people. MLIA

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