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Happy Birthday DirtyMartini!

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Happy Birthday to a wonderful fun guy here on Lush! I hope you have a wonderful day honey!

Happy Birthday!






Hugs and Love!




Happy Birthday Dirty Martini





sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Oh ALan!!! ANOTHER birthday, huh???

Do you need a hand lighting those candles? As you know I'm very handy with flames...



You know me, always willing to help...





In saying that, I might have been a bit ambitious with all of those candles.. Sorry about that...



Happy birthday, Alan!

no fancy pictures or clever prose, just a heart felt hug to someone whom i respect and admire and have grown very fond of and, more importantly, always makes me smile. i hope you know how much i treasure your friendship - and how much i enjoy trashing you in public, too! *giggles*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

I hope you are having an awesome Birthday, Alan!

Oh Dirty Martini I took your cat to Rumple's




You can find him outback by the Dumpster.




He needs you to call a cab for him.
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Happy 40th Birthday Alan

Is Scooter coming over for this one? I've heard you guys make a lethal combination.
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Happy birthday, Alan!

no fancy pictures or clever prose, just a heart felt hug to someone whom i respect and admire and have grown very fond of and, more importantly, always makes me smile.


Um, you know you have most definitely been waaaay too nice to me lately in the forum...you really are starting to scare me...

Did you happen to buy a new barbeque grill or something, and looking to break it in? Just asking...

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
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hope you had a really wonderful day!! happy birthday smile xoxox
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Happy birthday Bro
“I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.”~Frank Sinatra~
Yes nicola, Ole Dirty M and I go a ways back, and we do make a lethal combination,
just look at us at his last Birthday party




Happy birthday Alan, you lethal weapon you



scooter
Heyyy Alan! Happy, Happy Birthday

can someone call a cab?
we had one hell of a night

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


need a drink you two?
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Happy birthday Alan, baked some special brownies to share, care for one? they're lethal.... damn, yet again I can't post an image!