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Happy Happy Birthday Baby (Rumpleforeskin)
Matriarch
Happy birthday Billystiltskin!
Thanks for all the fun posts this year, you're one of a kind.
Thanks for all the fun posts this year, you're one of a kind.
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I just want everyone to know that for his birthday I found Mr. 4skin a new barmaid for his Honky-tonk dive known as Rumplebations...
So, Mr. Rumpskin...what do you think???
Cheers,
Alan
So, Mr. Rumpskin...what do you think???
Cheers,
Alan
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Wishing you a very happy birthday, Rumple!
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Thought me and my BD had slipped by in the middle of the night. As usual, I thought wrong.
Ana and Lisa, thanks for the good wishes. When you reach that point in time where your age is listed as, THREE-SCORE AND..., you tend to feel relieved more than happy to have notched another year on your increasingly frayed belt of life and really appreciate kind words from lovely ladies.
Shameless and Alan, he new additions to the RUMPLATIONS staff are should fit right in with the rest of my faithful staff, in a manner of speaking.
Rocco, dark beer and beignets? Isn't there an article in the Geneva Conventions outlawing that combination as being inhuman and unnaturally disgusting?
Nicola, most folks who refer to me as one-of-a-kind, end the sentence with, "thank God."
Chef, I was going to say you'd be punished for starting this, but then remembered you have a cold so decided enough is enough.
As for presents, the wife-unit gave me a new desk chair on account as how she was tired of seeing the duct tape I'd applied to my old one's arm rests (women).
Rumple (aging disgracefully) Foreskin
Ana and Lisa, thanks for the good wishes. When you reach that point in time where your age is listed as, THREE-SCORE AND..., you tend to feel relieved more than happy to have notched another year on your increasingly frayed belt of life and really appreciate kind words from lovely ladies.
Shameless and Alan, he new additions to the RUMPLATIONS staff are should fit right in with the rest of my faithful staff, in a manner of speaking.
Rocco, dark beer and beignets? Isn't there an article in the Geneva Conventions outlawing that combination as being inhuman and unnaturally disgusting?
Nicola, most folks who refer to me as one-of-a-kind, end the sentence with, "thank God."
Chef, I was going to say you'd be punished for starting this, but then remembered you have a cold so decided enough is enough.
As for presents, the wife-unit gave me a new desk chair on account as how she was tired of seeing the duct tape I'd applied to my old one's arm rests (women).Rumple (aging disgracefully) Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN