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Happy St. Pats Day
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It take 4 of those to make a whole shamrock. Happy St. Paddys Day
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Enjoy the Day "GREEN"
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I
almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I
stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.. You're not
to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50
in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over
to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that.
You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according
to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and
asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
creature?'
Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's
no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'
Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to
donate to them for the service?'
Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell
me the dog was Catholic?
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Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'
'It is!'
'This is the IRS... Can you help us?'
'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?'
'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
He will.'
almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I
stopped.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.. You're not
to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50
in the poor box.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over
to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that.
You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according
to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and
asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
creature?'
Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's
no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'
Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to
donate to them for the service?'
Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell
me the dog was Catholic?
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Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'
'It is!'
'This is the IRS... Can you help us?'
'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?'
'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
He will.'
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Happy St Patrick's Day everyone.
Happy St Patrick's Day everyone.
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MMMM love this holiday on the forum... Thanks everyone for the fun pics and stories!
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♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Matriarch
Some St Patrick's Day pickup lines:
"How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?"
"Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex."
"You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal adulterer."
"Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about it?"
"I named my pee-pee 'Guinness'
Ye can see 'e's 'angin' out.
And when 'e saw ye with 'is eye
'e went from pale to stout!"
"Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!"
"I work for Aer Lingus Culinary Department. Do the math."
"You've already had seven Guinness draughts? Brilliant!"
"How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?"
"Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex."
"You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal adulterer."
"Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about it?"
"I named my pee-pee 'Guinness'
Ye can see 'e's 'angin' out.
And when 'e saw ye with 'is eye
'e went from pale to stout!"
"Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!"
"I work for Aer Lingus Culinary Department. Do the math."
"You've already had seven Guinness draughts? Brilliant!"
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