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Ok I am working on a um.....project. I need some help or opinions. Here is what I am working on:


If you were re-writing the 12 days of Christmas how would you finish this sentence?

On the first day of christmas my..........................gave to me.

I need some suggestion on who is giving these things. Any ideas? Oh and if its naughty, its better. LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Ok I am working on a um.....project. I need some help or opinions. Here is what I am working on:


If you were re-writing the 12 days of Christmas how would you finish this sentence?

On the first day of christmas my....Angel......................gave to me.

I need some suggestion on who is giving these things. Any ideas? Oh and if its naughty, its better. LOL
Carpe Diem

Red out
Too much for ya Red? Its a blank post from you! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
sexy neighbor or best friend's father....give me time and I will come up with some more....lol
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sexy neighbor or best friend's father....give me time and I will come up with some more....lol


I dont have alot of time!! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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sexy neighbor or best friend's father....give me time and I will come up with some more....lol


I dont have alot of time!! LOL


Well I didn't mean like weeks.....sheesh lol
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Ok I am working on a um.....project. I need some help or opinions. Here is what I am working on:


If you were re-writing the 12 days of Christmas how would you finish this sentence?

On the first day of christmas my..........................gave to me.

I need some suggestion on who is giving these things. Any ideas? Oh and if its naughty, its better. LOL



On the first day of christmas my love slave gave to me.


On the first day of christmas my well hung fella gave to me.


On the first day of christmas my married lover gave to me.


On the first day of christmas my boy-toy gave to me.


On the first day of christmas my cougar snack gave to me.

Take your pick, or change them around so they work for you!

Cougar snack? LOL Gypsy.
Keep em coming folks!!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Cougar snack? LOL Gypsy.


Love the idea lol
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Cougar snack? LOL Gypsy.


hehe! Yes, or cougar fodder, take your pick.

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Cougar snack? LOL Gypsy.


Love the idea lol




The taste is even better.

why are you doing this?
Didnt you read the start of the thread Auntie Chef? I am doing some research for a "project" and I needed some help!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Well yeah Pixikins I got that. But what for?
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Well yeah Pixikins I got that. But what for?



Its a secret!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Oh. Ok. I liked secrets. shhhhhhhh
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Well yeah Pixikins I got that. But what for?



Its a secret!


Um, a secret that you have asked the entire inernet universe for help with?



Okay, I'll just go away and wait for santa driving the sled, drawn by the team of naked cougar snacks, which of course is really what my x-mas hopes are all about. lol

So, don't expect to see me, or worry about me (yeah, right!), I have all those lusty lads to deal with.

Oh crap, I must be hallucinating or have an intense fever from the flu, if even I believe that!

I didnt ask the entire inernet universe for help. I asked the Lush site for help. See, there is a difference there.

Anyway......back to my post.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Hello?? Is this thing on?? LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Angel
Sweetheart
Sweety Pie
Cutie Pie
Baby
Honey
Sugar
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
sagar moma
Carpe Diem

Red out
ok. Time's up. What's it sound liike now? LOL
"On the first day of christmas My submissive gave to me..."
My swinging neighbors