Where are the fucking restrooms?
I have to take a serious dump.
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Here's some background music for your "dump."
Funny sad sweet and very good.
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Cant believe we are feeding the animals...god damn human nature..
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Cant believe we are feeding the animals...god damn human nature..
How can you not? I assume because it's the 30th anniversary of Andy stepping into the wrestling ring (thank you timely CNN article) that is why Tony appeared on Lush.
Tony Clifton
Main article: Tony Clifton
Another well-known Kaufman character is Tony Clifton, an audience-abusing lounge singer who began opening for Kaufman at comedy clubs and eventually even performed concerts on his own around the country. Sometimes it was Kaufman performing as Clifton, sometimes it was his brother Michael or his friend Bob Zmuda. For a brief time, it was unclear to some that Clifton was not a real person. News programs interviewed Clifton as Kaufman's opening act, with the mood turning ugly whenever Kaufman's name came up. Kaufman, Clifton insisted, was attempting to ruin Clifton's "good name" in order to make money and get famous.
As a requirement for Kaufman accepting the offer to star on Taxi, he insisted that Clifton be hired for a guest role on the show as if he were a real person, not a character. After throwing a tantrum on the set, Clifton was fired and escorted off of the studio lot by security guards. Much to Kaufman's delight, this incident was reported in the local newspapers. Paramount Television and producers James L. Brooks and Stan Daniels later released a statement that said that although Clifton was "no longer welcome on the set", his friend Andy Kaufman would continue in his role as Latka, which he did until the show ended its run in 1983.
Besides, the forums can use with a bit of humor about now. Crap on...
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Where are the fucking restrooms?
I have to take a serious dump.
You need a hall pass from Nicola.. and don't forget to tip the towel boy.. WMM has a family to feed..
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You need a hall pass from Nicola.. and don't forget to tip the towel boy.. WMM has a family to feed..
I'm the towel boy this week..... Jeff got promoted to the Ladies' Executive Restrooms.... (There are perks.... They work hard, they need the occasional release....)
Meantime....
"Wanna a splash of Joop! before you go?"
"Not really.... And you might need to take a toilet brush to that.... Kinda missed my aim, Dude....."
(The things I do for this Site....)
xx SF
PS.
(I'm reminded of a Billy Connolly joke where the longest serving Glaswegian public toilet attendant is being interviewed by Scottish TV on the eve of his retirement....
"50 years a toilet attendent," says the presenter, "You must have seen some changes....?"
"That I have," says the wee man.... "Nowadays the addicts come in to shoot up drugs, the queers come in to fuck, the muggers come in to search the purses they've stolen and the drunks come in to throw up.... You know what? When someone comes in just to have a shite it's like a breath of fresh air....")
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Where are the fucking restrooms?
I have to take a serious dump.
Quote by Warlock
You need a hall pass from Nicola.. and don't forget to tip the towel boy.. WMM has a family to feed..
Thank you sir. You are truly a compassionate and giving spirit.
Please forgive me now, whilst I clean up after you again.
And thank you, for your generosity!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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