I couldn't sleep... (Online spell casting service)

5 Aug 2015

Lol it's the early hours of the morning here and I couldn't sleep, so I decided to have a look online at some voodoo sites to see what was possible. (As you do)

I found a free spell casting website that will allow you to change your body. I thought to myself fantastic, lets change my body.

I thought there's only one way to truly know if this is going to work out, and so I decided to go all out.

I instructed this magical website to shrink my penis to 1 inch, I will find out after 10am if the spell was successful or not which is roughly 3 hours away from now.

Lack of sleep + too much coffee + google = Magic.... who knew lol

If you're day isn't going well then hopefully it isn't gonna be as bad as mine if for some incredibly unlikely reason this actually works haha

If this works, I'll be able to do absolutely nothing about it haha, I'd probably have a better chance of sleeping with Scarlett Johanson lol.

Or by some really unexpected chance actually getting the chance to sleep with Scarlett Johanson and the spell actually working...

Lol.... Wednesdays biggrin

People that don't care, play games with people that do care. Life is just a game however and we all need to learn how to play it.

5 Aug 2015

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Lol it's the early hours of the morning here and I couldn't sleep, so I decided to have a look online at some voodoo sites to see what was possible. (As you do)

I found a free spell casting website that will allow you to change your body. I thought to myself fantastic, lets change my body.

I thought there's only one way to truly know if this is going to work out, and so I decided to go all out.

I instructed this magical website to shrink my penis to 1 inch, I will find out after 10am if the spell was successful or not which is roughly 3 hours away from now.

Lack of sleep + too much coffee + google = Magic.... who knew lol

If you're day isn't going well then hopefully it isn't gonna be as bad as mine if for some incredibly unlikely reason this actually works haha

If this works, I'll be able to do absolutely nothing about it haha, I'd probably have a better chance of sleeping with Scarlett Johanson lol.

Or by some really unexpected chance actually getting the chance to sleep with Scarlett Johanson and the spell actually working...

Lol.... Wednesdays

'let's change my body' ? ... mmmmm I think the spell has not worked as expected .. hate to say 'check yr avatar' .. Shhh

may I politely point out that ... lack of sleep + too much coffee + google = Magic ... is mathematically incorrect ... too much coffee = Magic .. is correct .. better is
too much coffee + cognac = Heaven ..

speaking on behalf of Scarlett... shrinking yr penis to 1 inch might be something she would look at out of curiosity.. as for the chance of sleeping with her? book

I do hope u didn't pay for this voodoo site ??? they might be using Windows 10 .. which means, thanks to their security features, yr bank account is even smaller than yr new penis..
I tease .. I hope! dontknow

it's 3:13am here and I can't sleep either ... but I am in Heaven! ... giggles

Shhh

5 Aug 2015

I know what you mean, I checked my avatar and thought to myself... "Hey there ;)"

Needless to say I wasn't disappointed haha :P

You're right about too much coffee + cognac = Heaven, it's the way forward in life.

Lol the chances of sleeping with her are at about -1%, which if I multiply the negative by 0 and remain optimistic I'd say 0% is pretty good lol

It would have some unusual bragging rights, I can't imagine many people have got a 1" wonder, could be fun for role playing :P

And no haha it was completely free, I don't believe in it personally. I've met some people who are into witchcraft genuinely, it's kind of spooky when you meet someone who actually practices it lol. Even though I don't believe it, it's best to stay on their good side before a voodoo doll that looks suspiciously like me suddenly appears on their bookshelf.

I did pre order Windows 10 but I think as usual I'm going to wait until some reviews come out. There's always a problem with new releases, I don't fancy a headache on top of no sleep haha

Ahh jealous of the heaven, I'm all out of cognac sad

Irish coffee might be the way forward, god bless the Irish read2

People that don't care, play games with people that do care. Life is just a game however and we all need to learn how to play it.