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I heard that straight is the new gay.
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And that bisexual is the new...uhhh.....
Yay bisexuality!
Yay bisexuality!
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I heard that camels could pick coconuts.....
I hear ducks like grapes.
MMMMMMMMMMM Grapes
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
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I thought I was your pal!! *weep*
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No way I am his pal !!!!! BACK OFF!!!!!
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
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Darling, I thought it was Barney that missed them!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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I do miss Ducky!!!!
Screw Bert and Ernie!! He's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
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"Clean bill of health"
Manwhores generally have a few STI's or so.
lol
Manwhores generally have a few STI's or so.
lol
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and that if you spit up it comes down as rain...
Gross. lol
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I heard that WOMAN is Shameless"s sister,, and they sometimes do things that would make the Pope cuss.
But it's an everyday dealing for the rest of us. We're used to you and my Wifey, Shameless.
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I heard the world is supposed to end on December 21, 2012.
Which also happens to be my ex-wife's birthday.
Just goes to show you just how far that bitch will go to have the last word.
Which also happens to be my ex-wife's birthday.
Just goes to show you just how far that bitch will go to have the last word.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Just goes to show you just how far that bitch will go to have the last word.
Is your ex-wife by any chance my ex-girlfriend from the east coast??
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I do miss Ducky!!!!
Screw Bert and Ernie!! He's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Aaaaawwwww thanks Lydia.
I heard Bert is Ernie's master
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
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Quote by ducky69Quote by Lady_Lydia
I do miss Ducky!!!!
Screw Bert and Ernie!! He's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Aaaaawwwww thanks Lydia.
I heard Bert is Ernie's master
Hot. I always knew there was something about them!!
Need I say more?
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I heard that Girdleluver made you an offer you can't refuse.
And then I stuffed a horse's head in his sheets.
He was more thrilled that the other guy I did that to.
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Only why he can do that is to get way up high...
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Reminded me of all the acid people must have dropped to come up with that wonderful song.
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I heard it takes practice and good hand-eye coordination to snort lines of coke off your woman's ass while she's riding you in reverse cowgirl.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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I heard it takes practice and good hand-eye coordination to snort lines of coke off your woman's ass while she's riding you in reverse cowgirl.
I don't condone crack use, but I do agree that it takes a shitload of talent to pull something like that off.
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I heard penis's are fun.......
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun