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I heard that the Vagina is the key to the Kingdom.
I thought the penis was key to the kingdom
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
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I heard that rubber duckies can be so much fun.....
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
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Pussy!! Pocky!!! Chocolate!!!
...All things we love to eat!
*wink*
...All things we love to eat!
*wink*
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Quote by Smartman765
The people in the hotel room next to mine going at it last night. Wasn't sure of the right thing to do in that situation!
Press your ear against the wall?
Or
Turn the TV up?
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Yell through the wall for them to be louder because its easier for you to masturbate to them when they are loud. Then yell through the wall asking them if they want to try and time it so all three of you cum at the same time.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Yell through the wall for them to be louder because its easier for you to masturbate to them when they are loud. Then yell through the wall asking them if they want to try and time it so all three of you cum at the same time.
Or ask if you can join them
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Yell through the wall for them to be louder because its easier for you to masturbate to them when they are loud. Then yell through the wall asking them if they want to try and time it so all three of you cum at the same time.
I'll have to try both those lines - the next time I stay in a crepe-thin walled motel. That's hilarious. The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I heard that today is the first day of winter.
You heard correctly!
Happy Yule, everyone!!
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I heard that the Lushstories.com homepage has bells on it!!!
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Oh dear...you know I love you all so much, but I dunno whether or not my leave of absence is in effect...my parents haven't said anything...it's sorta freaking me out...
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Queeny, here is a crappy poem I just gave man birth to, for you, in honor of your present situation ;)
I heard silence is golden;
unless you are waiting for the other foot to drop;
that silence, it rips, pulls, and tugs at your increasingly frayed nerves;
morphing them into tangled knots;
dense and heavy they dance;
disturbing the depths of the pit within your stomach;
their maddening waltz drives your mind to freak;
loathing the silence, you welcome that fateful noise;
for when that glorious smash of sound confronts you;
regardless of its octave, and no matter its tone;
whether demonic or pastoral;
do not dwell on the fallen foot;
for no matter what your fate may be;
the royal purple dildo, will remain your "happy" friend.
I heard silence is golden;
unless you are waiting for the other foot to drop;
that silence, it rips, pulls, and tugs at your increasingly frayed nerves;
morphing them into tangled knots;
dense and heavy they dance;
disturbing the depths of the pit within your stomach;
their maddening waltz drives your mind to freak;
loathing the silence, you welcome that fateful noise;
for when that glorious smash of sound confronts you;
regardless of its octave, and no matter its tone;
whether demonic or pastoral;
do not dwell on the fallen foot;
for no matter what your fate may be;
the royal purple dildo, will remain your "happy" friend.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Quote by Primal
Queeny, here is a crappy poem I just gave man birth to, for you, in honor of your present situation ;)
I heard silence is golden;
unless you are waiting for the other foot to drop;
that silence, it rips, pulls, and tugs at your increasingly frayed nerves;
morphing them into tangled knots;
dense and heavy they dance;
disturbing the depths of the pit within your stomach;
their maddening waltz drives your mind to freak;
loathing the silence, you welcome that fateful noise;
for when that glorious smash of sound confronts you;
regardless of its octave, and no matter its tone;
whether demonic or pastoral;
do not dwell on the fallen foot;
for no matter what your fate may be;
the royal purple dildo, will remain your "happy" friend.
lmao Primal, I love you.
It's now on my page!
Now, are you the royal purple dildo?
I heard that Ellen Degeneres is awesome.
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I heard a lot of noise, but I didn't listen to what she was actually saying...
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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I heard a lot of noise, but I didn't listen to what she was actually saying...
Ouch
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by WickedShads
I heard a lot of noise, but I didn't listen to what she was actually saying...
Ouch
Lydia, I'm pretty sure that wasn't directed at you, but was rather in fact a joke about the cliche "yapping" girlfriend/wife.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Quote by PrimalQuote by Lady_LydiaQuote by WickedShads
I heard a lot of noise, but I didn't listen to what she was actually saying...
Ouch
Lydia, I'm pretty sure that wasn't directed at you, but was rather in fact a joke about the cliche "yapping" girlfriend/wife.
No it wasn't. It was directed straight at her.
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by PrimalQuote by Lady_LydiaQuote by WickedShads
I heard a lot of noise, but I didn't listen to what she was actually saying...
Ouch
Lydia, I'm pretty sure that wasn't directed at you, but was rather in fact a joke about the cliche "yapping" girlfriend/wife.
No it wasn't. It was directed straight at her.
Chef!! I thought you liked me!
I found a thing on facebook the other day, it looked like something you'd post though. It said, "No more Bitch Pills for you, Ms. Crabby Ass!" I thought you'd enjoy it.
But no, I'll go into my little corner and weep that the Chef no longer likes me.esUstIyoNbZWNPPW
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by PrimalQuote by Lady_LydiaQuote by WickedShads
I heard a lot of noise, but I didn't listen to what she was actually saying...
Ouch
Lydia, I'm pretty sure that wasn't directed at you, but was rather in fact a joke about the cliche "yapping" girlfriend/wife.
No it wasn't. It was directed straight at her.
Double ouch LOL! But no, that wasn't directed in any specific direction. Sounds like Lydia might have some internalized guilt? *shrugs*
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Quote by chefkathleen
Chef pats Lydia on her punkin haid. There, there. No more crying. Santa's watching.
btw, I'd wear that on a t-shirt. Miss Crabby Ass.
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Quote by WickedShadsQuote by chefkathleenQuote by PrimalQuote by Lady_LydiaQuote by WickedShads
I heard a lot of noise, but I didn't listen to what she was actually saying...
Ouch
Lydia, I'm pretty sure that wasn't directed at you, but was rather in fact a joke about the cliche "yapping" girlfriend/wife.
No it wasn't. It was directed straight at her.
Double ouch LOL! But no, that wasn't directed in any specific direction. Sounds like Lydia might have some internalized guilt? *shrugs*
Honestly, I have no idea.
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You guys all know that I was kidding, right?