If you step in dogshit at an acquaintance's residence, you should:

Laugh it off: They will

10 Oct 2010

I say, track the shit into their house, wipe it off on their $75 a square carpet and request a beer. What's a little dogshit 'tween buddies?

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

10 Oct 2010

hey babe, let's fuck it pretty much the answer to ALL life's little road bumps! biggrin

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

10 Oct 2010

Quote by sprite
hey babe, let's fuck it pretty much the answer to ALL life's little road bumps!

I like the way you think.

Wanna fuck?

happy8

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

10 Oct 2010

Geez, the quality of forum posts has really taken a tumble over the weekend.

Was it the Nascar grand finals or something?

10 Oct 2010

Quote by WellMadeMale
Quote by sprite
hey babe, let's fuck it pretty much the answer to ALL life's little road bumps!

I like the way you think.

Wanna fuck?

yes, i do! good idea! i'm sure my neighbor will appreciate it! *runs next door and knocks on the door in my underwear and a big grin*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

10 Oct 2010

His house, his dog, he shoulda cleaned the shit up after the dog did it, he didn't want it tracked into his loverly house. Now shut the fuck up about the shit already and git me another beer. And where's my sammich, dammit?

11 Oct 2010

Am i the only one who would leave my shoes outside??

And then ask for a fuck?

11 Oct 2010

...and I'm still waiting to hear the 'motivation' for this thread.

I mean, it's a given that "let's fuck" would cure anything. coffee

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw

11 Oct 2010

Quote by nicola
Geez, the quality of forum posts has really taken a tumble over the weekend.

Was it the Nascar grand finals or something?

Yes it was. I think.

11 Oct 2010

Quote by nicola
Geez, the quality of forum posts has really taken a tumble over the weekend.

Was it the Nascar grand finals or something?

And just when you thought the quality of forum posts couldn't get any lower...

Btw, can we pick more than option on this one???

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