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EWWWWWWWW I think I've seen some of those mugshots before. With a "wanted dead or alive" sign around them! 
this one was just too fricken funny though. Even with my veeeeeery limited German I thought this was hilarious:
Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln. Sie mögen mich?
I love women. I love beer. I love pretzels. I love song, the drinking of beer and singing to the women eating the pretzels. You like me?
LMFAO!
this one was just too fricken funny though. Even with my veeeeeery limited German I thought this was hilarious:
Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln. Sie mögen mich?
I love women. I love beer. I love pretzels. I love song, the drinking of beer and singing to the women eating the pretzels. You like me?
LMFAO!
Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
Active Ink Slinger
*facepalms
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Constant Gardener
It ain't much better for us bachelors, or married guys looking to trade up, either.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Flutterby Pharie
This site is a joke right? LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Active Ink Slinger
OMG!! I would rather stay single than to stoop to them. I mean EWWWWWWW!!!
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Forum Whore
Oh dear....*hides behind Shameless and Wifey* Don't ever leave me, you two, I love you for who you are!
Constant Gardener
Quote by Pixie
This site is a joke right? LOL
Don't you enjoy good satire...and bad satire? The internets is for laffing, Pixie!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Flutterby Pharie
Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by Pixie
This site is a joke right? LOL
Don't you enjoy good satire...and bad satire? The internets is for laffing, Pixie!
Yeah and what a riot it is!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Active Ink Slinger
Oh my, I should sign up for that site, I would look like Johhny Depp next to that motley crew!
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Active Ink Slinger
Oh my, I should sign up for that site, I would look like Johhny Depp next to that motley crew!
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.