"But I was just goin' down the road a couple a miles to meet my cousin Steve on his lawnmower."
We have people here who have lost thier DL and now use lawnmowers to get around on. Summer or winter.
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This is what happens when rednecks get bored. Around here, the people who had their DL taken away just use mopeds....and a couple of golf cart cases here and there.