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Merry Xmas everyone!

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I wish everyone (who believes in it) a merry xmas, and hope you all have a wonderful holiday period, celebrating the arrival of 2012.

Thank you all for being part of our little corner on the interwebs.

And with that, I leave you one of the worst (best?) jokes I've ever read:

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.

"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.

"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph "It's better than Derek."

merry christmas to you too smile
A very Merry Christmas to all of you Lushies!!!!


Thank you Nicola!
and thanks for keeping a fun and respectable place to cum to!

The joke was appropriate for the season!

Kisses!

Steph
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all...

Hope the girls get their stockings stuffed and the boys get their eggnog spilled!

Ashleigh xo


MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON LUSH. GOD BLESS!


Merry Christmas Nic and the Lushketeers...

Btw, do you know what the wives of the eight tiny reindeer do while their husbands are out pulling Santa's sleigh?

They go out to the Elks Club and blow a few bucks...

Anway...Merry Christmas...


Cheers,
Alan.


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Merry Christmas , Happy Hanukkah and Happy Holidays to all.
Nice joke Nicola Thank you.
Merry Christmas to all.
Ditto guys & gals. Have a very Merry, safe and fun filled Christmas and a raucous New Year.

Oh, and what is the first thing they teach Santa's future little helpers at the North Pole Primary school?

You guessed it, the Elf-abet.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Merry Christmas to everybody and Merry Meowmas to all the lovely kitties.
Merry Christmas everyone
“I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.”~Frank Sinatra~
Merry Christmas to you too Nicola and a very happy 2012.

The same to all Lushies too!
Santa cums just once a year......and when he does Mrs Claus is not even with him...so unfair.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Hope you all have a freakin' sweet Christmas and a Rockin' New Year x